The Cryptid Cannery [www.TheCryptidCannery.com]

We are now officially selling Cryptid Merch wholesale on Faire! Want to purchase our items wholesale for your store? Use the direct link below for exclusive benefits! Want to sell wholesale via Faire? I've got a referral code that will benefit us both!

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You, too, can get your very own TASTE THE TERROR SAMPLER PACK with some extra special Cryptid Cannery goodies sent directly to your home!

Get yours today at our website: www[dot]thecryptidcannery[dot]com

Cryptid Art by my awesome sister, our Artist on Staff, Kristin Crew Turner ❤️

Look at all The Cryptid Cannery pretties [pretty Weirdlies] I'll have this Saturday at the GA Indie Book Faire! These wee babe totes are the PERFECT size for a copy [or two] of Weird Fiction Quarterly!

#tastetheterror #spreadtheweird

To anyone who doubts our love of ginger over here at The Cryptid Cannery, a picture speaks a thousand words! Yum! Spicy! Loveland F.R.O.Gman Jam and Pumpkin Grootslang Ginger Jam coming up!

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For all our Cryptid goth pals. 🖤

Taste the Terror with The Cryptid Cannery this March! We've got a killer line-up of events coming up and we can't wait to Spread the Weird with you, starting with Marietta The Gathering - The Third Act this Saturday!

One of us! One of us!

Did you know that becoming a member of The Cryptid Cannery's FIENDS CLUB has its perks? You'll receive a membership card in the mail that you can show at our in-person events and can use online for an exclusive lifetime discount of 10% off your entire order!

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Want to support small businesses who fully support DEI initiatives? Want killer discounts and early access? Then consider supporting The Cryptid Cannery via KO-FI! [link below]

All hail our favorite FIENDS!

#tastetheterror #spreadtheweird

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Check out our newest monster baby, spawning at The Cannery this week! He and his brother, the Hodag [Pineapple Habanero Jam] will make their killer debut at Marietta The Gathering on March 1st! [will be online prior]. And as always, Cryptid art by our amazing Artist on Staff, Kristin Crew Turner!

If you're like us, you have Goat Sucker Fever! Happy Valentine's Day to all you FIENDS OF THE CRYPTID CANNERY!

Art: JELLYKOE

3/1 - Marietta The Gathering
3/8 - The Goblin Market
3/15 - The Mothman Market
3/22 - GA Indie Book Faire [I will also be reading at this event ♥️]

Many, many thanks to the killer folks at @timetravelevents.bsky.social and @conpossible.bsky.social for the awesome experiences The Cannery has had over the last few weeks! Keep doing what you're doing!

Next up: We are booked every weekend in March! Taste the Terror! [Upcoming chedule in comments]

Lurk into the deep, dark corner and come visit The Cryptid Cannery this weekend at CONpossible 2025 — "Travel Beyond the Veil"!

Taste the Terror with The Cryptid Cannery this weekend, starting at 2pm today, at CONpossible 2025 — "Travel Beyond the Veil"! We have such great sights...er, vittles to show you! 🖤

Want to tip the chef? Consider supporting us at Ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery

It's a Vibe...Cottagecore lesson times announced! The Cryptid Cannery is on at 10:30am, SPREADING THE WEIRD [on toast]! Why not swing by and TASTE THE TERROR with us?!

If you weren't aware, THE CRYPTID CANNERY has a JAR DISCOUNT [in person events and at our online store]! We prefer to ♻️ and reuse where we can, and we want to reward you for helping us help the planet!

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Who wants to win their very own jar of The Cryptid Cannery's Monsterific Orange Marmalade AND learn how to make your own?!! If it's you, you'll definitely want to check out our Marmalade lesson at @timetravelevents.bsky.social It's a Vibe Cottagecore event this Saturday!

It’s a Vibe: Cottagecore We love a good theme! We enjoy the people who come out and participate, the vendors who can specialize in their talents, and the overall atmosphere that’s created. Which led us to discovering…

Who's ready for some COTTAGECORE?!! We are! Come on by this Saturday for The Cryptid Cannery's lesson on MARMALADE and win a free jar to take home with you!

@timetravelevents.bsky.social events are KILLER, so come be WEIRD with us! 🖤

Our unofficial mascots gather for a meeting of the Misfit Creature minds to discuss our upcoming Spring/Summer flavors - Hodag Habanero Pineapple Jam and Snallygaster Strawberry Kiwi Jam!

If you like what we do and want first dibs, consider supporting us at Ko-fi.com! 🖤

Yay!

Come see us today at Trackside Tavern along with some other killer artists and vendors, 2pm-7pm! #tastetheterror #spreadtheweird

Get your copy of Spacefunk! today! We can't wait to dig in!

Space is definitely THE PLACE! Had an awesome time with my writing family and community at the Spacefunk! Release Party! An excellent way to spend a Saturday afternoon. 🖤 Get your copy today!

We like a little Basquatch Blueberry Jam with our toast. 🖤

What a find! I would cherish that.

It’s a Vibe: Cottagecore We love a good theme! We enjoy the people who come out and participate, the vendors who can specialize in their talents, and the overall atmosphere that’s created. Which led us to discovering…

We'll be slingin' jam AND giving a session on making your very own MARMALADE! There may even be a drawing for those attending the session to snag an 8oz jar! So, come on out and support your local makers of the cottagecore variety on Feb. 1st!

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They are indeed!

Our Official/Unofficial mascots! Sprockzilla is all smiles and teeth while Ms. Poly Styrene contemplates life while chilling in her favorite comfy spot. We HEART the Misfit Creatures!