Dan Williams

What?!? Really?

I suppose it was too much to hope news outlets would simply report the President is a pedophile. They're doing verbal and grammatical backflips to avoid stating it plainly. The evidence is there, no other explanation fits... Just say it

I guess the lesson was to actually *be* christ-like rather than just doing what authority said to do. Smoking the good stuff was the Tolkien version of hanging with prostitutes - he was a man of the people

I think I'm done with baseball. They let a cheater who beat up on my #Mariners more than any other stay in the league and hit a home run to prevent us from going to our first world series. Now, they deny Cal the MVP? It's Lucy and the football. Why waste my time? Goodbye #MLB

Did they not see the voting results? Did they not understand what everybody wanted? They fucking caved?!? That is so incredibly stupid

Do. Not. Cave.

Teams are lining up in orderly squadrons ready to fire in sequence like british redcoats. We’re rolling around in the underbrush covered in leaves and bear shit fringe flying double wielding muskets biscuits falling out of our pockets don’t care we’ll eat that shit off the ground 😂

Everybody's looking for a simple 4x4 rhythm, but we are playing weird jazz - we are out-weirding teams. A whole team of the Matisse mentality. Nobody knows what to do with this

blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4

Jerami Grant’s chakras are ALIGNED

Something weird is happening...

Why do the #NBA refs seem to dislike the Portland #TrailBlazers ? Is this some sort of institutional memory thing? Or did the modern incarnation do, or say, something offensive to the league? WTF?

@mlb.com Years of the Mariners losing to a team caught cheating, and now they are denied their first world series by one of those cheaters. Fuck you MLB

George Springer, actually, but yeah...

I woke up and it hurts worse because we lost to a cheater. A guy that should have been kicked out of the league a long time ago. MLB has just allowed the trash can cheaters to continue to beat up on the Mariners. It sucks

The Blue Jays are comparatively soulless and baseball is less romantic today

The Seattle Mariners have never been to the world series

The weirder this game gets the more it skews in our favor #Mariners

The world is a little less bright for the umps ruling against Naylor on that one. #Mariners I thought it was the fielders job to throw around them

I'm so nervous for my #Mariners right now

A father and son dressed in inflatable frog costumes standing in downtown Portland for the No Kings protests

My son asked for his own inflatable frog costume. I'm a proud papa

I guess they are at least making it easy to view them as the villains, Ohtani notwithstanding. It's like they're going to get back to the locker room and sip the champagne. Get to bed early

Why aren't they celebrating? Why do they barely care that they just won the national league? Shouldn't they be going nuts? They are going to the world series! I just don't understand

Unreal #Ohtani

The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE

He did it right. Perfectly. I don't think it is at all improper to say that Dave Niehaus would have approved. It was beautiful. #Mariners

Rizzs's grandslam call

There were times this season where Geno had some real issues connecting with the ball. It appears that's all behind him now. #Mariners

Rye bread and salami and oh my God shxgxuriebU,usgwh,n,jishsbxuu286_"+60437

Sometimes I absolutely love baseball. #BigDumper #Mariners