Mike is so good at finding books I’ll love. I am totally absorbed
I wish my job were to read this book all day
Obsessed with how he invented a bunch of torture devices just so he could have a character be like, “yeah that one is always broken”
Ok sorry I went to bed instead of saying what book. It’s Shadow of the Torturer by Gene Wolfe
Wow I LOVE the book I’m reading
I read this 20 years ago and I still feel upset (complimentary)
That’s what I do all day
Go take a walk! It’s smoking-with-the-door-of-your-pickup-truck-open weather!
meet hot dirtbags in your area
I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18
Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
No! No!!
Please keep me posted
Ok cool let me know when you are in Maine
Does anyone want to go get oysters or drink forbidden water with me this week?
I texted the work group chat to ask if this was the guy who stunk up the store but nobody answered. It was like two years ago
What are the guys dressed in purple selling? I won’t answer the door unless it’s a regular person
I wish I were allowed to drink ocean water. Instead I have to get oysters which is not free like drinking ocean water
This looks exactly like a guy I met wearing an RFK jr pin who DID smell terrible!
Twins!
“dont rake your leaves until nights are above 50 so pollinators can hatch” is good advice that combines 3 great loves: having the moral high ground, not doing chores, and bugs
Oooh
He is the biggest bitch in literature
It was!
Oh I think it’s not really about hating superpowers but about being a huge dumbass who asks his friend for advice and then doesn’t listen
My child drank too many sodas
We have my favorite Anne Rice book for only $8
This most recent Predator is not good but I do love his blonde robot friend who is a red carpet genius in real life
Come to the store if you wanna keep me awake
Thank you! $5 at Little Ghost Vintage!
