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Matt Dyson

@sleepezzz.bsky.social

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Jesus fucking christ

18.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I wouldn’t change a thing

18.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Epstein Files are the 7-layer burrito of political scandals. Many people are saying this

17.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, of course, Goodfellas was basically β€œThe Last Temptation of Christ” re-sited in late 20th century New York

17.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the gerrymandering might cut the other way. Trying to get more Republican districts means spreading democratic voters among those districts. More winnable seats, but smaller margins than the safer deep red districts they might have now

16.11.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evergreen

15.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this gets the causality backward, but you’re right on the extractive bit

14.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What game is it?

14.11.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go on the offensive Tim: make all
of your articles 10 words or less until Admin concedes that you can do as you please

14.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my experience this is true, but does not include horizontal surfaces that are intended for the purpose

13.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was Joe Mansueto I’d be taking another look at putting a lid on the new stadium #cf97

13.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scoop up players that thought they’d get a Euro move but didn’t at a discount

13.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just fewer people doing more work for less money while the profit accrues to ownership

13.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely Blue Velvet

12.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This list reads like it was put together by the same people who do Obama’s summer playlists. One look at this guy and I know β€œUncle Buck” is in his real top 4.

12.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still Manx

11.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no way he could have survived!

11.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How am I supposed to believe that Wile E. Coyote is making yet another attempt to catch the road runner when I saw him blow up, fall off a cliff, and get crushed by an anvil in the very last episode?

11.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good call on the shovel. A useful tool for the full penguin murder lifecycle

10.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it?

09.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, Diane is her middle name. Her first name is Christine and the dba is C.D.’s Nuts

08.11.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice bit of business

08.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d bet it’s the same signage they use for the spa at mar a lago

05.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy going into country bars and setting the entirety of β€œBreakfast in America” to play on the jukebox

05.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smarter than fans, of course, but I cannot think of fainter praise with which to damn

04.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just goes to show that, of the institutional players in the game, media are the most clueless

04.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

04.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Audio messages are worse than calls

03.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laughed out loud when John started his analysis of what went wrong in a game defined by two massive player errors with a question of how much of the blame should go to Berhalter

03.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t cry over spilled milk? In this economy?

02.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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