Matt Dyson

Matt Dyson

@sleepezzz.bsky.social

Not a muppet

147 Followers 560 Following 970 Posts Joined Jan 2024
20 hours ago

I could just about get my head around Kentucky, at least western Kentucky, being Midwest. Buffalo NY and Pittsburgh, PA are clearly midwestern cities, so state lines aren’t sufficient.

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1 day ago

In the year 2525, if man is still aliiiiiiive…

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2 days ago

Had someone from my team ask “why are these fools marketing this to us by saying it’s going to take our jobs?” Told him that if you have a “job”, you’re not who it’s being marketed to.

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3 days ago

And the secondary “We hide behind Long Island in the event of hurricanes”

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3 days ago

Connecticut really sold me with the state motto “Commutable but outside the primary blast radius”

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3 days ago

This is what the people want to hear

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4 days ago

Worth the wait

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4 days ago

Take your time. Rush a miracle man, you get lousy miracles

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4 days ago

So that’s why I still haven’t learned what I learned from the game

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5 days ago

Was so impressed by this. How many fullbacks have we had that just didn’t have the presence of mind to put themselves in the right place. His overall defensive presence was great too. Really dialled in and locked down a USMNT player for 45 minutes.

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6 days ago

Ratatouille and Wall-E are the best Pixar films. It’s not close

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Had it all over my face 2 years ago. Fuckin’ sucked

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

*deletes DM draft

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1 week ago

Except that Cupps has already made the bench in both games, has gotten on the field, and to the extent he’s being blocked it’s by Sam Rogers and Joel Waterman, not Mbokazi

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1 week ago

Even Stamford, CT had 1 good Ethiopian place (also its only Ethiopian place, as far as I can tell). It’s called “Teff” and it’s dynamite.

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1 week ago

It’s important to keep in mind that, based on history, all of the after effects of an act of war are generally well known and behind us within 24-48 hours

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1 week ago

Makes sense over Lod with Zinck/Bamba/Maren as the attacking 3 behind Cuypers. Need 2 defensive mids. Guessing D’Avila on bench due to some of last week’s brain farts. He’ll earn his way back into the 11.

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1 week ago

Who was that dribbling in from the wing to collapse the defense?

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2 weeks ago

I look up from my television as a persistent banging begins to rattle the door to my living room (disturbing the fine layer of dust on the furniture), punctuated by the muted sounds of excited voices on the far side.

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2 weeks ago

Congratulations!

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2 weeks ago

Honestly embarrassing. “Sure, today it’s snow, but that’s the start of a slippery slope.” A good pun, sure, but also incredibly soft

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2 weeks ago

No would-be serial killer who is only kept from acting on intrusive thoughts by an overwhelming ennui?

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2 weeks ago

Man in Red, I guess? #cf97

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2 weeks ago

Hey, as a long time fan of the Fire, I’m now confronting the fact that I have no idea what our equivalent for this would be

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2 weeks ago

#cf97 wow, these goalbots are super fucking annoying

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2 weeks ago

Leo looking like he wouldn’t notice or be slowed by a brick wall in his way

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2 weeks ago
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#cf97

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2 weeks ago

Gonna have to start calling you the Pun-isher

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