Matt Dyson's Avatar

Matt Dyson

@sleepezzz.bsky.social

Not a muppet

147 Followers  |  559 Following  |  959 Posts  |  Joined: 04.01.2024
Posts Following

Posts by Matt Dyson (@sleepezzz.bsky.social)

Preview
a large group of soldiers are standing in a field holding spears . ALT: a large group of soldiers are standing in a field holding spears .
05.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had it all over my face 2 years ago. Fuckin’ sucked

02.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a koala playing drums with an american flag in the background ALT: a cartoon of a koala playing drums with an american flag in the background
02.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*deletes DM draft

02.03.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Except that Cupps has already made the bench in both games, has gotten on the field, and to the extent he’s being blocked it’s by Sam Rogers and Joel Waterman, not Mbokazi

01.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Stamford, CT had 1 good Ethiopian place (also its only Ethiopian place, as far as I can tell). It’s called β€œTeff” and it’s dynamite.

01.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s important to keep in mind that, based on history, all of the after effects of an act of war are generally well known and behind us within 24-48 hours

01.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes sense over Lod with Zinck/Bamba/Maren as the attacking 3 behind Cuypers. Need 2 defensive mids. Guessing D’Avila on bench due to some of last week’s brain farts. He’ll earn his way back into the 11.

28.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who was that dribbling in from the wing to collapse the defense?

28.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I look up from my television as a persistent banging begins to rattle the door to my living room (disturbing the fine layer of dust on the furniture), punctuated by the muted sounds of excited voices on the far side.

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

26.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly embarrassing. β€œSure, today it’s snow, but that’s the start of a slippery slope.” A good pun, sure, but also incredibly soft

26.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No would-be serial killer who is only kept from acting on intrusive thoughts by an overwhelming ennui?

25.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man in Red, I guess? #cf97

25.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, as a long time fan of the Fire, I’m now confronting the fact that I have no idea what our equivalent for this would be

25.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#cf97 wow, these goalbots are super fucking annoying

22.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leo looking like he wouldn’t notice or be slowed by a brick wall in his way

22.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with curly hair and a mustache is asking a question . ALT: a man with curly hair and a mustache is asking a question .

#cf97

21.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have to start calling you the Pun-isher

21.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was always unclear on what exactly it is that’s supposed to be keeping Brendan Fraser from falling into the rift. The spear? Wouldn’t that thing just slide right back out?

19.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Embrace low expectations. It will allow you to be pleasantly surprised when you meet someone intelligent

18.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you beat the witch hunt. Cholesterol is a moral panic

18.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you have been clear about this

18.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paradise City?

18.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never nude

18.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Technologic by Daft Punk

18.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Bamba isn’t good to go I think you go 3 back with MHS at LWB, saletros and Dje as the double pivot, and Lod-Hugo-Zinck up front. If he is good, still put Maren at LB and win 5-3.

17.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well there goes my carefully planned Tuesday.

17.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are well overdue for another XCom

16.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realized there was a non-aligned movement in the Coffee-Tea Wars

14.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0