Mittie Paul

You might be a bad human when Dr. Jane Goodall calls you out from the grave.

We are in a golden age of morons failing upward. Even inbred hapsburgs weren’t doing it like this

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

Lowtax disease is rampant among America's tech elite

hades 2 era hermes presses his face and a cheeky grin under charon's hat, snagging a coin from his open hand

professional associates, back in business 💜🧡 #hades2

putting a furby inside a labubu and accidentally breaking the seventh seal

got sent this clip from The Basement Yard episode 395 by a friend saying "hey this is your guys" and well. they were correct.

(silco is lyiiiiinnngggg)

[ #art #animation #arcane #silco #vander #zaundads ]

Yeahhhhh. And even watching like the adaptions into other media the knowledge of it being someone’s blorbo is too strong so I can only casually consume it

I wish I could get into TTRPG podcasts like critrole, D20, etc but that kind of storytelling bounces off
me and I have a sort of parasocial media block where if I’m too aware of the real people behind the characters I feel weird and am unable to engage outside of a normal amount and can’t do fandom

Promo for “By the Campfire Light: A Baldur’s Gate 3 Fan Comic Anthology” 9 companion-centered comics from 9 different artists 50+ pages of b&w comics A5 perfect bound book Preorders Oct 5- Nov 5 shop.hannaschroy.com The artist featured is Tone. The image displays a couple pages of their Astarion comic and the cover of the book.

Promo for “By the Campfire Light: A Baldur’s Gate 3 Fan Comic Anthology” 50+ pages of black & white comics The artist featured is Erin Jade Raven. The images shows two pages of her Gale centric comic.

Promo for “By the Campfire Light: A Baldur’s Gate 3 Fan Comic Anthology” 9 companion-centered comics from 9 different artists The artist featured is Hanna Schroy. The image shows two pages of his Shadowheart centric comic.

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9 different artists present an A5 sized anthology of 50+ pages of b&w comics of the #BaldursGate3 companions.

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people on here are going to have a hell of a time convincing the average person to move to even more federated platforms like mastodon considering most reasonable people don’t want to use a platform where the mods can just ban interacting with other federations FOR you

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

Tech CEOs are the weakest of humanity

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

"it takes me a week to make a piece :(" i want u to know that is a normal amount of time. fuck it, take even longer if u need to

There should be way more comics about adults doing adult things. Most people are adults.

America is currently a giant experiment to see how long we can keep stuffing a year's worth of news and outrage into every single day before everyone's heads explode

- We need cheaper printed black and white comics for the love of god
- Comics for adults could do crazy numbers if they actually had support, pubs are leaving money on the table
- Prose authors shouldn't be hired to write comics based on prose chops alone
- Cartoonists should be paid 700x more

The person subjecting me to this just went to a Greep concert and said he saw multiple Steely Dan shirts at it and also likes black midi lmao

The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military.

They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.

Only slightly

This is said as a positive

Geordie Greep is just Steely Dan with the penis music slider turned all the way up

Melinoe

This is what every post from someone who works for bsky looks like to me rn.

Oh no??? Jeez I hope you feel better homie

This is heartwarming