Dustin

Wow

Let’s go

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

I held out as long as I could

The time has come. The AC has been turned on.

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

I’m not into f1 but these are slick

Whooped ass

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

Let’s hit the gym

I wish I had thought of the idea of having kids Google stuff for two hours and charging 40,000 dollars. Their parents would be like “so they know more about different Five Nights at Freddy’s characters but not what World War 1 is” and I’d be like “yes thats the knowledge they’ll need for the future”

How to win in November

Legend!

My wife says I like The Pitt because "where else do you see competent people in positions of authority trying to help?"

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Deftones performing "My Own Summer [Shove It]" on ABC TV's Recovery in Australia (1998)

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everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers

Me on my first day on the job at the Kuwaiti air defense battery

Decided against the nugz when I got to Mickey D’s. Saw they had a new burger called the big arch. Lemme tell ya, it’s not just a clever name. Absolute unit of a burger. Was pretty good. Would eat again.

Browt’s final evolution is out y’all my man is TOUGH

Saving them for later. I respect it.

funny though that swing voters were incandescently furious at Biden for inflation largely caused by a global pandemic, because they imagined him pressing the "make prices go up" button. then they elected Trump who is literally doing that. getting a little chuckle out of that

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Still sitting at the dealership. Got 3 hours logged in to Pokemon leaf green and got a shiny gym badge and 7 new Pokemon to show for it. When my car is ready, I’m hitting up McDonald’s. I need some nugz with some sweet and sour sauce.

This is the point. If your vaunted trillion-dollar military can't get through a few days of airstrikes because you've consolidated the industrial base so badly, then you don't have a trillion-dollar military, you just have contractors in No. Virginia getting rich