Badniss Everdaan

Just finished watching The Perfect Neighbor doc, and the way those cops had nothing but care, concern and infinite patience for that miserable crone, dragging their feet to even arrest her in the first place…🤬😡🤬😡

Buying tickets online in B’dos is more hassle than it should be: signing up to yet another ticketing site, prices in US, being charged a forex fee for a local event, plus processing fees… at this point just lemme hit up a box office 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

That Big Batty Gyal energy immediately after going hard on the hip thrusts! Is this how y’all badonk-owners feel all the time??? 🤩🍑

My dress was hit with all the aunties at the family gathering today. I can either accept that I too have reached “auntie status”, or I can resume showing a lil more skin😅

Attended a moonlight yoga/reiki/sound bath session last night, and I left feeling relaxed, but still unclear about what reiki actually is

Was too lazy to unrack the usual 95lb dumbell for sumo squats, so I tentatively tried the 110lb already lying out on the gym floor, and guess who’s an absolute beast? #failingupward #gymgirlie #strongaf

Why are these silly in app games so addictive? They already got me with the fruit stacking, the cake sorting, and the wood unscrewing…now I’m struggling to resist this Foodie sizzle shit 🤦🏾‍♀️

When a group of cells in a body decides that their survival supersedes the needs of the rest of the system, draining all resources until eventual death, we call that a cancer*… and it’s a tragedy.

But somehow so many do not see that this is exactly what b*llion*ires do.

Here on the cable row machine machine , a lil distracted by one-a my gym crushes a mere 2 meters from me on the leg extension, and now I can’t remember what set I’m on 😕

Game of Thrones , but with shrimp 🤯… a song of sponge and sea

Soooo many men show you thru actions and sometimes plain words, that they see no value in you beyond how they can use your body, and it’s so disappointing.

It should be socially acceptable to wear gym clothes 100% of the time from August - October in Barbados If I gonna be sweating like a pot cover unavoidably, it only makes sense 🥵

Good grief

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Hot makeup tip, if u in a fucked up mood when u doing your brows, forget sisters/ twins: they gonna be work colleagues at best🤦🏾‍♀️ Better do a lil box breathing and count to 10 before u pick up that pencil

I simply nonlonger care to sort and spit seeds from every bite of water watermelon. The 🍉 will be enjoyed as is, and the GI tract will just have to manage #WeDonNotCareClub

Oh my god, this is madness

Aw man, that’s devastating, sorry for your loss😢 Watching a beloved pet get euthanized is heartbreaking and it’s still good that u were able to be there for them. 🫂

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The dopamine hit when the random thrift store visit yields not 1, but THREE cute dresses #sustainablefashion

These companies think they’re so slick with their tiefing lil cost cutting tricks😒. Imagine cheating us outa 1/3 can of Thai Chili sardines. Shrinkflation should count as fraud

I'm so sick & tired of ppl trying to infantilize grown ass men who do fucked up & horrible things. Taking away real accountability & responsibility

"That's not a man", "he's a boy"

No bitch HE IS A MAN & THIS IS SHIT HUMAN MALES/ MEN DO

If someone says they don’t know why they’re attracted to you, or refers to their attraction as “irrational”, it’s best to leave them alone to solve that mystery. 🤨

The other night I dragged myself to a social function tho I knew it just wasn’t my scene . Got there and found the crew puffing away on cigars. 😖 Irritated that I ignored my inner voice in the 1st place, but proud that I protected my peace(and personal air quality) by leaving immediately .

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Ok, so I knew we were taping our boobs in place for certain outfits, but I had no idea that we were PAYING people to do it FOR us! Yet another item on the Baddie Price Tag

There was a lady giving samples of a carbonated vodka drink in the supermarket just now , and most of the people sampling were the staff 😅

Need to start calling dresses “frocks” more 😄 after all, it’s sunfrock season

Tomorrow is Grand Kadooment, and I feel like putting on sunblock from all now 😟

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not flush wipes.

I don't care what the package says, they are not flushable.
PLEASE.

nanny grigg and bussa did not burn 70% of the island's crops for you and the other baddies not to let the cheeks breathe. emancipate them in the name of anti colonialism and respectability politics!

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What does the scarcity mindset look like in dating, and how does one release it?

All them times you may have felt you had to beg or plead for somebody’s attention. I promise you it’s somebody out there that wouldn’t dare leave your cup empty because they enjoy pouring into you.