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MissMalkin

@kittyderg.bsky.social

"We're all basically primordial slime with ideas above its station." πŸ”ž https://archiveofourown.org/users/MissMalkin/works

18 Followers  |  277 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025  |  2.0814

Latest posts by kittyderg.bsky.social on Bluesky

look, please don't tell me to try other games, okay? the neopets ttrpg is what we're all familiar with. we use a homebrew setting instead of neopia and we ignore some of the rules about grappling and using rations during long-distance travel, but other than that it's exactly what we want.

07.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume there's a venn diagram with service cuck in the middle.

07.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel it deeply. Privileged upbringing, parents who took me to doctors, got the neuropsych testing. But for some reason they didn't realize I was autistic, didn't tell me I was autistic. Grew up thinking I was pure ADHD, and I didn't understand why people never understood or liked me.

05.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hypnosis is really just fetishizing subspace in and of itself

04.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about what you said about getting attention and then thinking about the amount I'm contributing by liking your posts

04.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually do not do this and I just had such a feeling of god that sounds nice and maybe I should learn something from that

03.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Castity chage

02.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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flat sketch for @sleepyfreli.bsky.social

19.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is the only book I have ever read that told me the protagonist did terrible things, and then didn't underwhelm me when it finally revealed what those terrible things were.

01.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite things about the terra ignota series is that it investigates perversion as a status symbol of the upper class, but it's in a setting where the perversion is gender norms. It's a really fascinating lens.

31.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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unreasonably proud of this joke

29.01.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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workshopping a bachelor pretty boy butch 🦨

27.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

For a long time I felt like an underappreciated piece of art.

And then when I met my girlfriend my ex wife got so excited in exactly the way you get excited about someone else liking the show only you like so I can't have been that far off.

27.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah's comics are always insanely good and hot, but this one made me gasp at the end hahaha it's so fucking perfect omg

27.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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do you want ants because that 's how you get ants written on a screen Alt: Gif from the show archer: an older woman saying "do you want ants because that's how you get ants"
26.01.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A transmasc nb dog guy (he/they) standing twirling his hair. He is wearing a binder and panties. Text around him reads β€œWow, you’re so flat!” and β€œAre you sure you’re a girl?” and β€œYou’d actually make a pretty cute boy…”

A transmasc nb dog guy (he/they) standing twirling his hair. He is wearing a binder and panties. Text around him reads β€œWow, you’re so flat!” and β€œAre you sure you’re a girl?” and β€œYou’d actually make a pretty cute boy…”

Forcemasc that dog

25.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2974    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
The Divine Livia - MissMalkin - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/782686...

I wrote a thing. It's about mechs and religion, and being horny about both of those things.

25.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living alone after a long time living with a free use dog and I'm going fucking nuts. It was such a huge part of my mental health.

25.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I want to find a place where the wholesome stuff is more fucked up than the brutal stuff

24.01.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tags: guro, quad_amputee, exposed_organs

23.01.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

I have recently threatened someone with putting their tiny mechanisms in a cleaning solution

ALSO THATS SO COOL I feel like I've been hearing a lot about Sinn watches lately for some reason

23.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Olfactory Suicide has an extremely promising vibe

23.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In a foggy hangar, a muzzled AC pilot stands next to the foot of their machine, placing a hand on it longingly. Cables coming out of a spinal augmentation sprawl across the floor haphazardly.

In a foggy hangar, a muzzled AC pilot stands next to the foot of their machine, placing a hand on it longingly. Cables coming out of a spinal augmentation sprawl across the floor haphazardly.

AC6 Pilot outside the mech
[Comm for FlaskOfLethe, 1/2]

20.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1576    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2
I'm a monk who hates his life in a medieval monastery, can I just quit? What repercussions would I face for doing so?

I'm a monk who hates his life in a medieval monastery, can I just quit? What repercussions would I face for doing so?

for a second, before i noticed this was posted to r/AskHistorians, i lived in a beautiful world where this was an AITA

18.01.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keeping a bug girl as a nymph forever. Very hormonally controlled process...artificial hormone injections and other alterations ensuring that the final ecdysis never comes or comes too early. cute little useless wing-pads. chubby abdomen. Girl whose induced final moult didn't change so much. Oops.

03.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

im at the point where im considering brainwashing girls to become watchmakers. implanting the urge to dedicate half a decade to precision machining and manufacturing. the grand alice complication must be realized

08.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

30.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 14
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Never say never

03.12.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking mood

14.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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