I probably watched it 10 times as a kid (he was a bit too young at the time) and I honestly remembered it being way scarier than it is. The shower scene is literally nothing, but it impacted me for years! 😭 Nowadays I'm brave, so if I find a spidey I simply escort it outside by the paw
Watching my boyfriend watch Arachnophobia for the first time, hold my calls
Five of my last 8 meals have been pizza, and it's starting to feel like it
I yelled FUCK at my phone and my boss (me) said to take the rest of the day off to stomp around and wail "what the HELL"
Fully crying over the Catherine O'Hara news alert. A legend. 💔
Me, sippin' a lil drink and hearing Guided By Voices in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Just posting this for the insane record that it is, and also to say: shovel ya damn sidewalks, it's a group project!
Twenty to forty centimetres, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Watching our stories 📺
Rest in piss, as the whites say
Happy 70 Days Til the New Robyn Album Day to all who celebrate (undersocialized women on perpetual work deadlines who, despite the grimness of it all, also love to have cute fun if anyone wants)
Straight boyfriends watch the hockey show [Tim Robinson voice] a LITTLE differently
PSA: it's jean jacket weather for the next hour
If there's one thing all the girls can agree on, it's Heated Rivalry 🤝
Someone just drove by with a goldendoodle hanging out their rear window. This person also had a set of brown felt antlers attached to the car. Friend, I thought they were the dog's arms.
I just think everyone should watch Below Deck or be in love with someone who does
Christmas shopping as a non-mom has me excitedly awaiting an Amazon package containing dog toothpaste in the flavour "London broil"
When we shot this video at Sunnyside last weekend, we waited ages for a plane to take off from Billy Bishop. The moment one finally did, a pantsless man waded slowly into our shot, rendering it indecent. In the end, Jordan + Kevin created something wonderful, and here it is:
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Lindtica™️
Ever vaped a little indica with a Lindt ball melting in your mouth? 🪺👄🪺
I bought the batteries. When the lady opened the door, she said "oh is it ANNOYING you?" uh yeah, weirdly a chirp every 15 seconds for seven hours through whisper-thin walls HAS started to chafe
If you have multiple smoke detectors, and particularly if you are my neighbour, I am begging you to go buy a fuckin pack of 9v batteries
"Did you know: the Jays last played in the World Series 20 years before you were born?" I questioned my senior dog, who in fact did not know (she's more into squirrels)
I love liking a sport for a few hours at the end of the season, it's a fun time!
One cool thing about living in Toronto is if your patio door doesn't latch properly, a raccoon will visit overnight, wash its muddy hands in your dog's water bowl, and leave adorable paw prints all over your kitchen and bathroom. That's as good as a note that says "HEY LADY, YOUR DOOR'S FUCKED"
Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this:
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Being in love for 4 years rocks
Oh it's so good!
Sickos! Love it
Excited to find out whether Propagandhi will play The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist tonight or if it's "too soon"
