Corin. Just Corin.

MAGA: "I don't care if they fuck kids, they're on my side politically!"

Sane people: "I don't care if they're on my side politically, they fuck kids!"

How is it that I only now realized that "Felon" in pig latin is "Elon-Fay?"

Maggoty Trailer Grime is what happens when two siblings conceive a child, try and fail at coat hanger abortion nine times in as many months, and birth the child directly into a burlap sack that's completely soaked in paint thinner.

Nobody would shed a single damn tear if they read "found bludgeoned to death" in a headline about said (R) senator, not even their family members. I'm sure of it.

About that...

That's the least of what I want. Can we take a queue from 1790's France?

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Well, happy felonauguration day everyone.

Remember, real men's crowd sizes don't shrink in the cold.

It's only an hour into today, and my day has now been made perfect by hearing somebody refer to "Walmart" as "WartMall."

Whomever you are, you legend among humans, you rank amongst the gods on the same tier as the first person to call the cyber truck the "deplorean from Back to the Factory."

It's a far cry from the toxic cesspool that is Twitter, that's for sure, and I love that It's rising popularity pisses off the Reich wing so much, lol

Will she though? She might just be begging Satan for one more favor to make this come true.

Hobbes is soul-kin. 😆

They're only here because their entire personality is based on "oWniNG tHe LiBs," and if they don't have that, they have to deal with the realization that they're worthless "human beings" who will die lonely and unloved thanks to their own decisions.

Cool victory lap the cult's having right now. Super awesome. Gonna be real funny when they get exactly what they voted for, and realize their faces ain't leopard proof.

Yeah.

An axe head at the base. Gives good weight balance, and allows for efficient kneecapping.

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Always knew he was out of touch, but this right here makes me wonder if he wears loafers because he struggles with shoelaces.

"Mandate?"

Why don't the rubes ever consider FtM transgender people?

No lies were spoken.

Welp, the block list has its first resident lol. I'm here because I'm sick of MAGAt trolls, and I know they're here too, but I'm not going to engage with them. Let the whack-a-troll game begin!

Downloaded Twitter (won't ever call it "X") solely to delete the profile I haven't touched in over half a decade, then delete the app. Hel-lo, Blue sky!
#Xodus #FuckMuskrat