Jez 🤍💛💙

Your final sentence is absolutely spot on.

*car wash. Stupid autocarrot

That fucking ref - that's twice he's failed to play advantage because he wants to wave his cards. Let the move play out and come back to it.

The standard of refereeing is truly awful in this country.

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Chelsea keeper looking like he should be standing outside a hand care wash.

I'm not sure she would like it - it's too close. He wouldn't be away for several days at a time!

Fine work. Absolutely fine work!

I still call it Ringway.

Both, with a Burnley resurgence, and the scabs too if Wolves pull it off!

Am I asking too much?

He should have stayed at a big club.

I don't care either way. I object to scum winning so much as a throw-in, and I would also like to see Palace slip up, but I'm not going that Spurs and Wham both go down with Wolves and Burnley overtake them.

Nah. He's gone. Forget about him.

I genuinely think we can and will win all our remaining home games. Who knows, we might even get that rarest of things, a top flight Farke away win!

And wonderfully, Forest equalised and were behind again in seconds!

There was a moment in The Simpsons when Marge saw a spice rack with six things in it and said "that must be all of them!" Then she looked closer and in a puzzled voice exclaimed "oregano?"

This is how I think all Americans are, of course. 👀

Footy starting well for us!

Can we have her deported for hate crimes against food?

I can heartily recommend The Gambia if you still fancy a break - lovely weather and fantastic people.

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Dan is as Welsh as I am.

When Tui cancelled my Jamaica holiday last year I guess I was just lucky that I was flying with them. Hopefully it'll all get resolved and you'll get away - if they give you the option to change, then go to South or Central America.

You should keep going south then. Those little detours north take you even further away. No wonder it's going to take another 8 weeks to get there.

The same people would have complained.

I'm sure they did. We don't have exclusive rights to bigots.

A stadium announcement before kick-off would have helped. But you can guarantee that it would have been booed when it was made by the same morons who carried on after the scoreboard announcement.

So what's wrong with having a short break to take on water in these circumstances? I am an atheist but I respect people's choice to believe in whatever they want. If we all accept each other's ways, the world gets along much more smoothly.

It seems it was extremely badly handled by the club, yet the commentators knew what it was immediately and said how it was a pre-arranged break for Ramadan. An announcement in the ground before kick-off would have helped, I guess?

And yet no sport that day. It's almost as if we are respecting a custom.

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Yes. All of them. Why don't we have any sport on Christmas Day?

Mate, your repeated rants based on a brief pause to allow a couple of lads some water after they've been fasting since sunrise is beginning to look a little obsessive.

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Haha! Right at the start too!