rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

@humpty-dum.bsky.social

25 // slc // im so tired dog

84 Followers 61 Following 123 Posts Joined Sep 2023
10 months ago

As someone who cares as much about mug shape as I do spoon shape: despite being beautiful the handle is too wide and would feel weird on my finger

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10 months ago

with some honest introspection, I bet most of us can think of at least one person we haven’t treated as well as we could have, or that we just let down. And we don’t think we’re bad people, do we?

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11 months ago

flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself

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1 year ago

i need a new project im on it

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1 year ago

Part of me wants to go to a testimony meeting one more time just to hear the batshit things someone’s gonna say

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1 year ago

Really weird vibes being in a hypomanic episode and dealing with a lot of grief at the same time

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1 year ago

🥚💕

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1 year ago

those dumbasses didn't invent money to pay him they had to go

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1 year ago

I’ve been saying it literally looks like a low poly Prius

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1 year ago

I have this Arthur clip playing in my head regularly

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1 year ago

reduced my screentime usage by over half and reorganized my entire house and i've never felt less depressed i hate it here

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1 year ago

I hate to say it but after a little over 3 weeks of dry january and working out i feel fucking amazing

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1 year ago

at the very least he should file taxes

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

‼️‼️‼️

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1 year ago

I took an extra tab man I was in purgatory

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1 year ago

dating apps are so fucking depressing who’s idea was this shit

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1 year ago
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This feels like an older era of social media I like it

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1 year ago
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Me in the work groupchat today (I’m always late)

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1 year ago

What

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1 year ago
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. Greed is insatiable and therefore knows no bounds.

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1 year ago
AI-generated image of boxes of coats for donation with a caption that reads “kicking off the new year in service of our community”

everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there

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1 year ago

we are at a crossroads here and we need to wholly reject this in the loudest way possible

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1 year ago

You got this!!

Make yourself a good care basket with lots of snacks and ibuprofen 😭 gotta keep your mouth busy and push through the headaches 🙃🙃

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1 year ago

CUTE

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1 year ago

This era was peak 😩

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1 year ago

Can anyone tell me why barometers are a good indicator of my energy levels I am sluggish af when it rains

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1 year ago

WIKIPEDIA IS KNOWLEDGE, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, POWER TO THE PEOPLE

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1 year ago
A white cat with orange spots sitting next to a small Christmas tree

Merry Christmas from the stupid dumb idiot kitty under my tree

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