*twirls hair for comfort
03.03.2026 04:31 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0*twirls hair for comfort
03.03.2026 04:31 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0laundromat for dirty dishes
03.03.2026 00:36 β π 106 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0Accidently used his 3-in-1 bodywash and now I'm flirting with your girl
06.03.2025 20:28 β π 290 π 84 π¬ 10 π 1my friends are always down for naked, hula hooping especially in the rain lol
03.03.2026 13:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0anyone up for a naked hula hooping contest
03.03.2026 13:00 β π 36 π 13 π¬ 8 π 0we all cookin on teh hot dog rollers of time
03.03.2026 04:08 β π 70 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0alright, time to see what crimes against humanity happened last night
03.03.2026 11:31 β π 13 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1
[at a spider wedding]
congratulations to the newlywebs
I'm the left over sacrifice after a blood moon, sup
07.09.2025 12:00 β π 28 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0"Hey, wait a minute..." - Clark Kent's optometrist
03.03.2026 11:37 β π 46 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
03.03.2026 03:57 β π 2992 π 207 π¬ 116 π 44Iβm just here to add to the glamour.
03.03.2026 05:03 β π 21 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday @lockwilford.com π₯³πππ
03.03.2026 11:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0training a customer with a spray bottle
03.03.2026 00:41 β π 56 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0Another day, another opportunity to give up.
03.03.2026 11:52 β π 25 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0sooo can I donate someone elseβs plasma for money
03.03.2026 11:56 β π 48 π 14 π¬ 5 π 0Wow I should not have named my dog after my social security number
03.03.2026 04:24 β π 89 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Oh she's pissed..florist advertisement
03.03.2026 07:03 β π 32 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0no one blames it on the rain anymore; yet another causality of global warming
03.03.2026 07:16 β π 62 π 11 π¬ 5 π 0Sometimes late at night I seriously canβt believe the utter nonsense Iβve typed here but I guess I donβt need to tell you that you freaks
03.03.2026 07:54 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0all of my besties are strangers on the internet
03.03.2026 07:58 β π 42 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0do you think the day it happens will be turned into a global holiday
25.02.2026 01:39 β π 54 π 9 π¬ 5 π 1Things are bad here, I nearly read someoneβs poem.
03.03.2026 07:36 β π 56 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0women π«
03.03.2026 10:54 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0anyone who wants to date me has to download an app that controls my neurotransmitters
03.03.2026 03:39 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I'd probably go to the gym more regularly if there was a nice buffet right in the middle.
03.03.2026 02:39 β π 32 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0i used to work at a bank and there was a customer that liked us so much that he robbed the bank down the street and deposited it with us
03.03.2026 09:29 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0how many sacrifices are we allowed each blood moon again?
03.03.2026 02:53 β π 40 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0
gotta go get yelled at by my pcp this morning cause my cholesterol is up again
gonna write α΄΅βα΅ Λ’α΅Κ³Κ³ΚΈα΅ on my forehead in eyeliner and hope she takes it easy on me
