alexa, play batty for you by destructo disk
god who made this book so fucking long
(it was me, it’s my book, it’s not even 100k words)
need my cat to find a lap that isn’t mine, but know that I will get insanely jealous when she does
which day was it that god created all this fucking dogshit
petition for at least one modern strongman competition to make them wear the traditional costume
standing in my own yard, hands on my hips, tutting judgmentally like a 65-year-old HOA board member with nothing better to do
picked up my man juice from the pharmacy, put a hole in their drywall on the way out
editing really is the job that feels like it should take an hour and ends up taking five days
how I live my life
I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers
writer's block? okay. block this.
we are the sons of the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of my dragula
literary pretension got my ass debating if I should add a complete set of Shakespeare to my library so I look more legitimate or something
You’re all a bunch of smoke shows. Guys, gals, nonbinary, trans… all of you. You’re all hot.
It needed to be said.
the birds are going ape shit and I’ve ordered 200$ worth of plants, surely it’s springtime
at last we return to a sensible time zone
bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance
your emotions would kill a beast, never mind a reply guy
about halfway through this and having a ball. it’s ridiculously purple, but joke’s on you, I’m into that shit 💙📚🪐📚
you’ll have to come over sometime, I’ll show you the mess I’m working with lol
there’s still six inches of snow on the ground but I can order materials for nine or so garden projects, right?
women’s deadlift was incredible, men’s was a clown show, I’m not even surprised at this point lmao
it’s the day of the Arnold Strongman Classic, which means I am going to be insufferable about extremely jacked men and women lifting rocks for the next forty-eight hours
my apologies to greater oceania for being stuck in yesterday and also later
it was 9am five minutes ago, what the fuck
I was one of the first people to like/reblog the original “breasted boobily” tumblr post because it was made by an acquaintance of mine lol
expanding war in the Middle East that threatens to draw in major powers? economic collapse? ascendant fascist movement? bro wake up those things are real we need to do stuff we can't sleep rn
kinda debating burning through the rest of this edit all at once today so I can watch strongman uninterrupted tomorrow…
idk man, most 7000 word chapters would definitely have me thinking “holy FUCK this is long”, but obviously it depends on context and style and whatnot
when most of the others are in the 3000s…yes
