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Owner @theonion.com, founder and ex-CEO Twilio, purveyor of fine electrons since 1996.
Is there a German word for when you’re doing Shazam and people around you won’t shut up?
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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People: Jeff, what have you figured out about the future of media?!?
WSJ: Rich people wear hats.
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Now you know: The bill expands ICE & CBP budgets from $28B to $130B - a 450% increase.
02.07.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Onion x @kennethcole.com have, at long last, blended superlative journalism with premium fabrics. Dropping tomorrow, July 4.
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Now you know: The bill expands ICE & CBP budgets from $28B to $130B - a 450% increase.
02.07.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Seems more like The Hunger Games bill:
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
22.06.2025 18:19 — 👍 11159 🔁 2645 💬 182 📌 198It’s CHAOS!!!
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'America Defeats America' Headline Shirt
Dark times call for reckless purchases.
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August 2016
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Just saying, I was a bit ahead of the curve.
Not that this was the headline I was looking for that day…
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I hope the buyer got to try them on first.
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Happy Mother’s Day!
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love seeing #sickos in my feed, and not even posted by @bencollins.bsky.social!
06.05.2025 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’ll know AGI has arrived when AI can vertically center elements in HTML.
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Trump Pardons Kid Rock For Whatever Inspired Statutory Rape Lyric In ‘Cool, Daddy Cool’
Trump Pardons Kid Rock For Whatever Inspired Statutory Rape Lyric In ‘Cool, Daddy Cool’
22.04.2025 18:00 — 👍 1719 🔁 141 💬 30 📌 9Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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onion articles are funny tho
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Sign reading "so tired of living in an Onion article"
An important message.
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What amazing marketing for Paul Weiss. They couldn’t defend themselves, but I’m sure they’ll do a better job for you! www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
23.03.2025 06:33 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0January 2025 Edition Of The Onion Membership Newspaper Out Now.
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Visit The Onion Store. Showcasing the "History Sighs, Repeats Itself" T-shirt
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The wrapping paper pages that came with the latest print edition of the Onion.
My latest issue of @theonion.com arrived, complete with this absolutely stunning holiday wrapping paper for my presents.
Worth the subscription alone.
Child reading Uncle Ben’s fake newspaper
Discerning elementary grade children agree, The Onion is good.
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01.12.2024 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just received my first print edition. 10/10, no regrets. :)
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