Sorcha Ní Nia

Princess Diana is making me produce sounds like a blocked drain

“It is the obligation of every person born in a safer room to open the door when someone in danger knocks” - Dina Nayeri Rescue.org

Hard 2

Unclear as to whether you’re genuinely confused so you’re getting Sorchsplained regardless - it’s the one in the picture

Hooting and hollering

Right?? Also the album is a banger. I hope she makes bank

The ‘standing up for an unpopular opinion’ meme used in a ‘very obvious opinion’ context. Btw my eyebrows look great today

Every person who gets into a relationship with Lily Allen and then cheats on her deserves every single album and…single, that comes their way, and what moron called David Harbour didn’t see this coming

passport photo rules are always so confusing. don't smile, don't not smile. no shadows, there must be shadows though, and no light. there must be light. only want to see your face, but we want to make sure it has a body connected to it, but not in the picture

I see you and raise you when a Canadian cinema tried to sell it as a buddy movie/romcom

Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets

Jamie and I no longer reading or reacting to the instagram memes we’re sending each other, just now firing more and more into each other’s inboxes like ‘NO, I’M NOT LAUGHING AT YOURS TILL YOU LAUGH AT MINE, HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!’

[watching a character in Better Call Saul, in *dire* circumstances, manage to finally get to a landline phone and start dialing]

Me: I would be able to call my gran in the 1990s
Jamie: I would be able to call my nan in the 1990s and… myself

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

I have an MA in (English and yes this is Russian) Literature so will defend the Arts with my dying breath but this made a noise come out of me like an asthmatic goose

This cold open will never not make me laugh

Happy birthday!!

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER. Have you been hurt in an accidental at? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.

I’m finding this unreasonably funny

The other thing that is notable about this is that the moment he received pushback, Piers just collapses into a sputtering mess.

This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.

A screenshot presumably originally from Twitter but seen by me on Facebook, original Twitter comedian lost to the mists of time, of a TIME magazine front cover, showing Harry and Meghan staring into the camera, Harry standing behind her with his hands on her shoulders, and the comedic caption reads: This looks like Harry is her hairdresser looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers

Cannot be unseen

My left hand with cherry red nails on all fingers apart from my ring finger which has a nude base and a cherry design, a blue sapphire engagement ring surrounded by small diamonds and also you can’t see them but my eyebrows are absolutely amazing today

My left hand with cherry red nails on all fingers apart from my ring finger which has a nude base and a cherry design, and also you can’t see them but my eyebrows are absolutely amazing today

Friends fear she’s had her nails done again

A screenshot from BBC News saying ‘Catholic altar wine replaced after becoming a favourite in Kenyan bars’

a) LOL
b) blargh

Goddam it this is good

Seeing many posts about how ICE isn't trained. That's not really the problem. The problem is what they were sent to do, not whether they're qualified to do it.

Ben Affleck reading something on his phone looking concerned like it could be that Tim McGraw plays James Dutton and Faith Hill plays Margaret Dutton in ‘1883’ on Netflix which is strangely unsettling

I’m binge watching ‘1883’ on Netflix atm and I quite literally *just* learned that Tim McGraw plays James Dutton and Faith Hill plays Margaret Dutton. I don’t know why this information has unsettled me but it has

A screenshot (originally posted on Twitter) of Taylor Swift and Cillian Murphy both appearing on the Graham Norton Show recently and Swift is mid-conversation and Murphy is looking at her like she’s a beauty pageant contestant who’s just said she wants to singlehandedly end world hunger and bring about world peace

I can’t fully articulate why but this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. I’m making noises like a clogged drain

Me moving towards the table whenever anyone brings in snacks at work

a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com

Actually honked at this, I would say there’s no recovering from this but we all know Struward will keep on swinging in that alley like

Me working from home today

Me: me, your future wife, just had a long day at work, came home, wanted to sit in silence for a while and now I want to monologue at you

Jamie: [while overtly and deliberately putting one (1) AirPod in] monologue away gurl

Ben Affleck taking things wildly personally

My usually incredibly active fiancé has badly sprained his ankle and is on bed rest so we’re rotting in bed together watching our individual nonsense, but weirdly this is driving him mad and he just said

‘I don’t know how you do this every weekend’

So naturally I’ve taken that wildly personally