Christopher Grimm

Today's NYT Spelling Bee didn't accept BALDGUY, GALBUDDY, BADBALDGUY, DULLBABY, UGLYBADBALDGUY, DUGGY or UGLYBADBALDGAYGUY.

Don't mainstream incel slang. Come on. Stop feeding the wild animals, folks.

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?

GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is

THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.

NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

“Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them” declared the child rapist.

the kidnapping of the 84yo lady is tragic and terrible but I am not sure it is the single most important news event in donald trump's america in the year of our lord 2026

I'm not sure knowing what you're talking about is a prerequisite anymore.

Wanna watch a man drown and root for it?

I saw a test screening of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. We didn't realize the lack of a score was a stylistic choice and assumed it just wasn't done yet. (If anything changed at all before release it was minor enough I didn't notice.)

Comparatively, at least.

My wife, who is sane, went to Penn State and the number of her college friends who sincerely believe that all of the Jerry Sandusky stuff was part of a national conspiracy to bring down Joe Paterno (because reasons) is still staggering.

Living in Pittsburgh and listening to otherwise sane people continue to glaze Roethlisberger kind of makes the rank-and-file GOP response to Trump make sense.

Looking like the dad from ALF only takes this to the next level.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT @schumer.senate.gov

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Imagine being the kind of loser who was offended by that.

The fact that MAGA is pissed about Bad Bunny in the halftime show should be presented as an uncomplicated positive. "Not only is he hugely popular with the majority of mainstream U.S. audiences, he's also made ignorant bigots as angry and excluded as we would always hope to make them feel."

I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

The White Stripes song "You're Pretty Good Looking For A Girl" popped up in shuffle and I think that was the first time I heard the song where the date the feelings were going to linger on until was in the past.

Again, this is morality play-level hammering you relentlessly over the head with a metaphor.

Someone please alert Nick that all of Taskmaster is free on YouTube, including new episodes immediately after they air in the UK.

(The absolute worst is when its a wrestler and they stick, like, Chris Benoit and the Ultimate Warrior in there because they always do because a lot, not all, but a lot of wrestling fans are goddamned morons.)

I used to hate those lazy political cartoons of dead celebrities being greeted at the pearly gates by St Peter but these AI pics of dead celebrities hanging out with everyone they've ever worked with who is also dead in heaven make me almost nostalgic for them.

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I think we all knew we loved Catherine O'Hara but didn't realize just how much. (I feel like I did when David Lynch died and that work should just shut down out of respect.)

I remember that little aside about the literal cartoon characters in the house that hurt to look at really fucked me up.

(I had a similar reaction to something with the weasels from Roger Rabbit now that I think about it.)

If you've wondered what it would be like if no one at The Onion was clever or funny I guess they fill a role.

I leave messages all the time. McCormick too.

How are you doing with the people you need to vote for you to win the primary? And the Repubs like you because you piss the left off but they're never going to vote for a Nazi appeaser when they can just vote for a Nazi. Please just resign right now, you useless pair of giant shorts.