VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn)

i woke up in a new biscotti

Green Day if VTubers existed in the 2000s: I beg to dream and differ from the Hololives

unfortunately the sandwich shop is still closed

me eating a Kit

special thanks to the like 100+ others i follow but could not fit in this skeet you are all fun and make many people's days better just by being yourselves :)

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

idk what the "Oshi Day" post format is but here are some vtubers/streamers i enjoy:
Enrico
Limealicious
BuffPup
ShiaBun
RoseDoodle
AICandii
BasilWoof
BooTheRat
Chibidoki
Hackerling
MintCastella
RinPenrose
Meat
Coqui
Paper_Dawn
TriaCosmicgarden
Cirno_TV
Gravy_Gator
AmoAster
Jaxxom
Mooscue
Dr.NOVA(e)

ordering the ICE Melter for lunch today (sub with extra mustard and onions)

if they brought back that tv show Baggage every guy would have the same 3 problems: "I spend 4 hours a day gooning", "I post AI generated racist memes on Facebook", and "I won't have sex until I'm married"

Daylight? They should have been saving Pokémon creatures!

"SpongeBob Ballin" artwork by Nicole Kim

another 18 innings for the world series

i have decided that all the Arbys ads are narrated specifically by Luther from Mission Impossible and not a separate character

eating one popeyes biscuit without a drink isn't even that bad. two i could see the meme working but not just one

never played minecraft but i make the villager ough sound 8 times whenever i get in or out of bed

anyone else think Christopher Mintz-Plasse sounds a bit like Zach from Smiling Friends

Mike Flanagan please give NorthernLion a cameo in the Carrie series, he is also in Vancouver and enjoys your work, thanks

embarassed to say how much i would enjoy A Cheddar Goblin Christmas where he saves Santa from hunger by vomiting macaroni and cheese all over the place

do you think Andy Kaufman would agree to wrestle Pat Riley (from SNL) and if so who would win

Their pay checks ought to be interesting

someone at Wikipedia is obsessed with Alexander McQueen, feels like evety couple weeks something related to him or his work is featured somewhere on the main page

17th century king: Caſt his heathenly aſs into the Oubliette!
GenZ time traveler who didn't take the SAT: aw thanks man I've been holding it in since I got here

David Byrne backstage on the Stop Making Sense tour fuming in the big suit because Chris Frantz called them THE Talking Heads again

got a bag of pickle flavor Dum-Dums and they are SO nasty dude, i gave up after like 30 seconds trying to tolerate it. i like pickles but these taste so bad. i don't think i'll even be able to give these away

really hope Dave Stieb gets to throw a first pitch at one of these postseason Jays games. playoffs or the series. doesn't matter. few deserve it more

queef queen on X: "lentil purée with sausages for dinner tn 😋 https://t.co/9NQIxLAdrv" / X lentil purée with sausages for dinner tn 😋 https://t.co/9NQIxLAdrv

i found the pic but it's not from his account: twitter.com/cummandrinqu...

i'm wondering if the joke is just, this is something rfk *would* eat/post?

TriaCosmicgarden - Twitch SAW A WEREWOLF BONKING SO I MUST BONK AS WELL! ⟡ @triacosmicgarden ⟡ !mobile !kofi ⟡

I HAVE TWO WOLVES IN ME & ONE HAS THE URGE TO BONK...and the other wants to be a chill chaotic cutie~ Anyway, come on over & let's hang out! And thanks for lurking/hanging as always! www.twitch.tv/triacosmicga...

anyone else notice how similar the posters for Elio and Last Breath are

HAVE THE URGE TO BONK BUT WANT MORE HOT GOD(DESS) ACTION! AAAA-
See y'all soon & thank you for lurking too!
www.twitch.tv/triacosmicga...

AITA for telling my wife we can't go on vacation to the Beach That Makes You Old