Happy birthday mother 🙌🏻
@existentialelle.bsky.social
@soup-of-the-night.bsky.social
Award-winning Fart sommelier. Born in an Appalachian bog. Voted “Loudest” in her senior class. Lurker. Has never been wrong. A child with adultlike wonder. *do not attempt to perceive*
Happy birthday mother 🙌🏻
@existentialelle.bsky.social
Damn, this one stings as much as it slaps @universalstudiosfl.bsky.social
😂🥲
For everyone who suddenly became a medical professional and/or a Historian today…
He didn’t do that because he’s autistic.
He did it because HE IS A NAZI.
Hope this helps.
Crazy to me that this is an AERIAL PHOTO… universal is going to kill when Epic Universe opens
19.01.2025 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😒
07.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nervous butthole mode
07.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also you could just go in and BUY A TICKET TO A SHOW FOR NORMAL FACE VALUE and then get handed a physical ticket 😭
07.01.2025 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3?
#NeverForgetJanuary6th
a collage of nine photos of a gray bully pup wearing an increasing number of polka-dotted party hats from one to nine.
This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever
07.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 24470 🔁 1954 💬 416 📌 133Tag yourselves…
I’m probably a delightfully alluring yet terrifying combo of 42,48,53,& 61.
In training for 59.
Hahahahaha remember print media? LMAOOOOOOO
anyway, go Steelers
I’m going to go crawl inside the Large Hadron Collider and build a nest in there like a little rat.
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