Random Acts Of Dave

All I want for Christmas is for Santa to stop watching Fox News.

Saint Ridicolas

Poor people aren't hurting you, capitalists are.

I dont wiah harmon anyone but I hope Dick Cheney takes Trump hunting.

You can just post "hes an idiot" and 90% of the world will know who youre talking about.

Earth may be trapped in a giant void in space say scientists.

The Earth is trapped in a giant void shaped like a chicken. We are just waiting to get laid.

Poodles are big dogs used for hunting.

Good Morning

Billionaires only want humans to move to Mars so they can make them pay a subscription for oxygen.

Fascists look better hanging upside down.

The crime rate goes down if you legalize crime.

The east wing of the white house has been demolished.

How many bodies will be buried under the Epstein Ballroom?

Why does a man with such a small dick need more ball room.

Sell it on ebay lol

Kindness is the new punk.

Flipping off a law enforcement officer, including an ICE agent, is generally considered a form of constitutionally protected symbolic speech under the First Amendment. Courts have repeatedly ruled that this gesture alone does not provide a basis for a lawful stop or arrest.

A total badass in New York.

Demolition Man

A photo of the US constitution:

Maga voters dissapearing slowly into a bush like homer simpson.

Maga supporters once Trump is out of power.

Why does a man with such a tiny penis need so much ball room?

Its funny when youre at a protest on a weekend and someone tells you to "get a job"

Im sorry youre forced to work on weekends. Maybe join a Union?

You just know it has to be eating Trumps ego that his inaugurations dont draw such large crowds as "antifa" rallies or even Obama's inauguration.

Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!

Block Party!

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

There are a few blocklists going around, here's one:

bsky.app/profile/eva....

Thanks!

Report them all.

Reported for promoting violence.

Wait till they find out how the Spartans trained their warriors to be manly men lol.