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Major. 27. He/Him. Writer of fics, enjoyer of bits. Currently into One Piece (Fishman Island (early) NSFW at times. Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hella_Queer Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/majorinsarcasm Icon by @kitschclown.bsky.social

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I feel bad for not posting here much but since they put me in variety age jail Iโ€™ve been like boooo. But Iโ€™ve been slowly very slowly working on setting up a kofi shop. I donโ€™t WAY too long on the fang background banner but itโ€™s now also my Bluesky banner so at least it matches

19.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zoro has the pants on in their relationship, Sanji just decides what pair #zosan

03.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve fallen into a doom scroll rabbit hole help itโ€™s very very bad and Iโ€™m very very tired

15.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someoneโ€™s got his own theme song! ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ“ป๐ŸŽถ Happy 24th Anniversary๐ŸŽฎ

12.10.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I feel like Iโ€™m underwater. I feel
Like I am looking at the world from inside of a fish bowl. We have to pay for things and have a job and bills as they are running us into the ground and kidnapping people and erasing factual information from non biased websites. And we just gotta keep pushing

15.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling myself there is a way out it just might not be in Ohio. There are jobs for me it might just not be in my city. I can make money and a living being creative but I have to work for it

14.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Continuing to be creative and striving for work in a creative field despite things going to shit and wanting to leave my job despite the job market being in shambles shows that I donโ€™t do this for attention. Iโ€™m unwell for the love of the game

14.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dealing with medical stuff is stressing me out so bad

07.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remembering when staying outside of a public building could get you in jail? Walkman g a less the street outside of the crosswalk. Drinking from the โ€œwrongโ€ water fountain.

Yet heโ€™s doing all of this. Ok

01.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so tired this feels so stupid it wonโ€™t let me access my dms either ugggggh

29.09.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Girl what

29.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know how hard it is to get a job now. I donโ€™t think my old Dunkin will hire me bc business seems slow so they might not be accepting new people. But I think about going in today and I feel awful. Iโ€™m tired. Itโ€™s been three years and they invent more ways to make this simple job hell and Iโ€™m Tired

29.09.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I know jobs donโ€™t care. But I feel like Iโ€™m dying. I WANT to die despite the medication and deciding to learn Korean and all the cool stuff in life. The job is so disorganized and they donโ€™t care about my department unless itโ€™s to yell at us and Iโ€™m so so tired all the time I feel sick

29.09.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be SO FAIR to me Iโ€™ve been telling people for weeks I feel like shit and donโ€™t think I can work here anymore. I even tried getting a leave of absence for November and it was DENIED before the due date to submit like doctors notes or whatever. So they know Iโ€™m not in a good way

29.09.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know if I get fired my mom will be upset and sad and I canโ€™t properly articulate that itโ€™s not that I think being unemployed is good. But itโ€™s that Iโ€™ve been feeling like shit for so long and I have reached several breaching points and I feel sick All The Time at this place

29.09.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I truly donโ€™t know what to do or how to fix this. I donโ€™t wanna be unemployed. The job market is the worse itโ€™s been in a long time. I have bills that wonโ€™t stop even if I do. But the thought of going in today has sent me spiraling.

29.09.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re wondering whatโ€™s gonna send me over the edge first the government or my job itโ€™s 100% my job. The government is a close second but I wanted to toss myself off an overpass the first ten minutes I was here

28.09.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so glad were talking abt CNC through the lens of reading a fictitious noncon scene or looking at fictitious noncon art bc ive been saying this for years to mixed reception & maybe im just bad at explaining it but i think ppl have been actually starting to understand it

26.09.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A five panel zosan comic. No dialogue or narration. Sanji is leaning on the railing on the Thousand Sunny, smiling and surrounded by blue butterflies, looking out towards the horizon. He then hears Zoro laughing and glances down at him. Zoro is smiling broadly and looks radiant. Sanji smiles again, a blush on his face.

A five panel zosan comic. No dialogue or narration. Sanji is leaning on the railing on the Thousand Sunny, smiling and surrounded by blue butterflies, looking out towards the horizon. He then hears Zoro laughing and glances down at him. Zoro is smiling broadly and looks radiant. Sanji smiles again, a blush on his face.

Something about the combination of Zoroโ€™s smile and the way the sun caught the gold lustre of the metal had Sanji entranced and did dangerous things to his heart. #zosan

Art for Chapter 6 of โ€˜Because Itโ€™s Youโ€™ here on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/529235...

20.09.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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soon... ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿคง

20.09.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he can't verbalize how ride or die he is, so this comes out instead

#zoro #sanji #zosan #onepiece

20.09.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I'm surprised this wasn't posted here last year ๐Ÿ˜‚
#Zosan #ใ‚พใƒญใ‚ตใƒณ

20.09.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you got a bunch of stuff for โ€œfancyโ€ junk koruw king but you donโ€™t feel like being creative so youโ€™re just gonna glue stuff together

20.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling very trapped in my life and the only thing I can think of to shake things up is to ruin it. Iโ€™m so tired. Iโ€™m not fulfilled at work I donโ€™t know what I need to do to feel more creative. I donโ€™t have money to live on my own. Canโ€™t drive. I feel so tired and sick all the time ahhhhh

18.09.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been thinking about my OP oc a lot today and while her backstory keeps changing he is never not going through the mud and having feelings for both nami and luffy. A shift is coming soon

18.09.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no Iโ€™m thinking about thriller bark again and how Sanji kept reaching for and holding onto Zoro until he literally passed out oh no. Zoro left his swords with the cook bc he knew Sanji would know where to look for him oh No. the implication that Sanji carried Zoro back to the others once found AH

18.09.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š Stupid...
#zosan #sanzo #fanart

16.09.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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staring back๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
#nrmt #ใƒŠใƒซใƒŸใƒ„ #ๆˆๅพก

17.09.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The shading on this is ahhhhhh so good

18.09.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His Trust... ?
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[ #aceattorney | #narumitsu ]

17.10.2024 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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