I forgot to post a picture of my pumpkin yesterday bc I was so tired 😆I hope all of you had a good Halloween!

It only took a little bit of bullying from his friends! : )

Every time I charge my bladder implant, I cannot help but hear that "the Bluetooth device is connected successfully" meme in my head 💀

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Missa with Phil vs Missa with Roier:

ft. Roier the Professional Missa Ragebaiter (^TM)

Missa is not a wet cat, his time with Phil is an outlier and should not be counted/ref

(Thank you @isagh0st.bsky.social for this)

#philzafanart #missafanart #deathduo #deathduofanart #roierfanart #qsmp

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A meme which references an LGBTQ+ ally image which reads "Think of me as the pole [flagpole of the LGBTQ+ flag]. I'm not part of the flag, but I am straight and I will support you", playing off the fact that flagpoles are physically straight. The meme reads: "Think of me as the pole." Phil: With an image of a stretched Philza as the 'flagpole' of a rainbow flag. There is a speech bubble which reads "ALLY!"

Happy Pride everyone :)
#philza #philzameme

Got my Philza card with my merch, got card 201 : D

Playing TF2 with Philza.

The chat:

guy: Hey it's Philza! Get out of here Minecrafter
me: It's not him obviously
guy: no it really is
me: If that's Philza then I'm Technoblade
guy 2: You mean people LIE on the internet :-O
guy: oh sorry.

Meanwhile Phil is sniping everyone in sight.

Also saying he's bad at the game to one of the most well known hardcore Minecraft players is drinking serious copium kool-aid XD

hear hear

Be so fr. These ppl would not last a day in a corporate/retail job where someone disagrees with them 💀

Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.

A drawing of a rat saying Eat cheese and sin

Good morning

Did his duty of taking a cute couple photo with me, and now on his way back to catch more monsters

A reminder for these times.

Did I fly into the Philza merch store like a bat outta hell when it opened just for the chance of a signed card since I know Twitchcon or any con of the sort is NEVER coming close to NC? Yes, yes,I did. I maybe got it, but I don't mind if I didn't bc I wanted those wristbands! 😂

a black and white drawing of a funny face with a slight smile on its face . ALT: a black and white drawing of a funny face with a slight smile on its face .

Worry about what? /silly

DOGE Cuts 9/11 Survivors’ Fund, and Republicans Join Democrats in Rebuke After 20 percent of the World Trade Center Health Program staff was terminated last week, Democratic lawmakers were outraged. On Wednesday, Republican lawmakers joined them.

cutting funds for 9/11 victims? cool cool cool www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/n...

Famous? It's more like The Weirdest Year of Your Life and Creator music box edition number one fan. Vouch /silly

Extreme go fishing while he was losing his mind over the frog light farm lmao

Meme format: ⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ Chat: I receive: Unhinged Subgoal You receive: Subs Philza emote ph1l Crow1 (An illustration of a crow in a green/white striped bucket hat) covers the person in the centre of the meme.

He never learns does he
#philza #philzameme

a cat with red horns and a blue circle on its chest is praying . ALT: a cat with red horns and a blue circle on its chest is praying .

The one time I try and snipe Philza he refunds me lmao. It was worth it though and thank you to @isagh0st.bsky.social for directing the shot. I will get you one day old man when you least expect it. o7

I wake up in the morning. I sit at my computer. The internet screams at me that the world is on fire. I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Got asked on Tumblr to explain if Phil is gonna do Realm lore and thought this part of my answer was really funny

Piglin child yapping to Philza

Philza ran into a bug in his hardcore world where a baby Piglin just blurted out many sounds at him (an accurate representation of a child going to talk to adults and then just saying EVERYTHING on their mind even if you don't have a clue what they're saying)

#philzafanart #philza @ph1lza.com

Time for me to not listen to her music ever as usual XD

Here's a Mute/blocklist of all those recent clonePuppet bots. wow, almost 70k of them.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

fuck hulk hogan