Marauding Lycanthrope

I'm also allergic to all the good painkillers except morphine. Poor thing!

Please, respect my need for privacy while I engobble these mole fries

We talked about this. No chicken?

You know this jackhole in the middle thinks he's the BEST model on the shoot, but his hands are wrong

He was the coagulated lotion goober of people.

baked potato bar

I forgot: Sunday I fell outta bed and mooshed my face on the fan (I am fine)

look, I'm just getting most of this shitty luck out of the way before the holidays

I should clarify not like some stepmom porn sitch but rather like she was a bitch

Man...I recently learned that "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by the Spin Doctors was actually written about the lead singer's stepmom & of course that's not what our impression was back in the day - or did everyone else know this?

a woman in a pink jacket is making a funny face and saying things have been crazy Alt: Amber Says What from LN w/ Seth Meyers making a funny face and saying things have been crazy

This week is WILD:

airboot finally off
guy wrecked into me & totaled my car
Rental car Cory lmk my DL was exp (the cops didn't mention this at the accident)
Ubered to DMV/ DMV door locked due to statewide system outage
f'ed up adventure at the recovery lot
temporarily driving a muscle-y Charger

That's nice (jealously)
we live in the Midwest Pole of Inaccessibility (to the sea)

a close up of a zombie 's face with a group of people behind it . ALT: a close up of a zombie 's face with a group of people behind it .

well, these could show up

I hear a kind of sizzly noise when I see these guys. I don't remember whether they actually sizzled, but they should have

We could borrow some from the Cabin in the Woods. That place was LOUSY with ghosts (well, really, all sorts of occult things, but plenty of ghosts, wraiths, spectres, etc.

Actually prefer mine pre-licked thenk yew

Whatever's next was being written by your subconscious while you were staring into space; you'll see. Maybe it's like a souffle, and it'll collapse if you open the oven door before it's done cooking

- a Basketeer (is this our fan squad name?)

An electric green resin bowl attached to a lathe. Sweet gum pods were embedded in the pour. The bowl has a polished wooden rim.

I've watched quite a few being turned into resin bowls on YT

Webcam selfie circa 1999. I'm wearing silver horns

Me, in '99 or 2000.

An illustration of three ladies out trick or treating, There's a sexy bat, a sexy cat lady, and a sexy skeleton.

She always looks like she just smelled the cat box

My parents named my brother after the doomed boy in that book

Witch making sauce in a cauldron

"Saucery"
Artist - Adam Gustavson

Oh wow. My car's paid off but I had full coverage insurance (which I was planning to reduce to liability only soon). This is luxurious - they are paying for a rental car! My car's probably totaled, but at least I'll get a downpmt on another one. And nobody got hurt, & no ugly words were exchanged.🧡

Car wreck

Semi's grappling hook ate my bumper

Airbags deployed

I CANNOT catch a break (I am okay)

Fitrell (in ALT text)

Fitrell 30mm compression socks

That sounds something I would do on purpose knowing full well that I'd be uncomfortable by day's end...

I've been buying these, they are perfectly seamless, which is a big deal for some folks, and they do have a box with three different color pairs. These go all the way over your knee if you want

Please, don't say they got Stinko

Me reading your posts

lmk if you need recommendations

For me, they became a necessity after foot surgery but now I like the way they feel