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[๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, 20y] * A strange, anomalous... thing blocks your path. * He- Sh..- They..? ...It ..seems to be approaching! * You don't like the look in it's eyes... * What could it be thinking- can it even think?? * Nevermind all that. This can't be good...

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tofu dog

20.06.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2790    ๐Ÿ” 724    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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artist problems

05.09.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 999    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A bunch of Rick the hamster from Kirby air riders wiggling their butts in the lobby saying theyโ€™re happy

A bunch of Rick the hamster from Kirby air riders wiggling their butts in the lobby saying theyโ€™re happy

Happy Rick Society #KirbyAirRiders

09.11.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 819    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
zohran mamdani political sign generator with "our love can destroy this whole fucking world" quote from tetsuo: the iron man

zohran mamdani political sign generator with "our love can destroy this whole fucking world" quote from tetsuo: the iron man

metal fetishist 2025

09.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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no new music today so hereโ€™s peppy banging out the tunes #dailym8

08.11.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

creaturething who watches an entire movie before realizing that it was the Wrong One and that it, in fact, came out Over A Decade Ago instead of Last Month

08.11.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Bing search result for "pineapple" captioned "They made spongebob house into a real thing. Life has been very difficult recently."

Screenshot of Bing search result for "pineapple" captioned "They made spongebob house into a real thing. Life has been very difficult recently."

08.11.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

many such cases

08.11.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Self discovery

08.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2612    ๐Ÿ” 598    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

i think theyre the same person and its a metaphor for them realizing their true self

08.11.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yah:3

07.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MY PLAYERS ARE DRAWING ART ABOUT MY CAMPAIGN๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

07.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this coffe makes me woke

07.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
clip art of a gold medal with the word โ€œrudeโ€ on it in Comic Sans

clip art of a gold medal with the word โ€œrudeโ€ on it in Comic Sans

05.11.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

We Have Enough Dead Friends By Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

03.11.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2712    ๐Ÿ” 1384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

04.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8752    ๐Ÿ” 2512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
Electric Callboy - TANZNEID (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Electric Callboy Electric Callboy - TANZNEID (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

perhaps one of the most relevant songs to my worldbuilding ngl and its also a total banger
youtu.be/3OrHy_TRudo

05.11.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sneezing crazy style

05.11.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28821    ๐Ÿ” 7013    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 489    ๐Ÿ“Œ 883

a snow leopard doesn't concern themself with a weird beeping noise in the hallway

05.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the feminine urge to have a second monster

05.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the skyโ€ฆ I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

05.11.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4033    ๐Ÿ” 1045    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

:(

04.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my party's most valuable player

04.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two humorous social media posts about cats believing their owners can control nature, like rain and sunlight.

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Feline_Tales

My cats have this meow that means โ€œplease come with me to fix thisโ€ after which theyโ€™ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or โ€˜emptyโ€™) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the โ€˜problemโ€™, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my โ€˜power.โ€™ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. โ€œPlease fix thisโ€ they say. โ€œPlease get rid of the wetโ€

โ€œSilly kitty,โ€ I say, โ€œI canโ€™t control the rain.โ€ I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

purrfect_logic

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and heโ€™s fairly certain Iโ€™m just not applying myself properly here.

Two humorous social media posts about cats believing their owners can control nature, like rain and sunlight. Transcribed Text: Feline_Tales My cats have this meow that means โ€œplease come with me to fix thisโ€ after which theyโ€™ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or โ€˜emptyโ€™) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the โ€˜problemโ€™, they look back at me, clear message. What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my โ€˜power.โ€™ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. โ€œPlease fix thisโ€ they say. โ€œPlease get rid of the wetโ€ โ€œSilly kitty,โ€ I say, โ€œI canโ€™t control the rain.โ€ I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain. purrfect_logic I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that. But I can turn lights on and off in the house and heโ€™s fairly certain Iโ€™m just not applying myself properly here.

29.10.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3746    ๐Ÿ” 1232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

following Way too many people......... but like 90% of them are Really Really Cool Artists that i Need to see as Often as possible

03.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"mr. sandmaaaan, bring me a dreeeam~"

03.11.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pouncing in this month, we are raffling the Snow Leopard Celtic and Mini Pins from November's Patreon!

To Enter, please Re-blog this post and make sure you are following Elvenhound on Bluesky! I'll randomly select a winner next month. Good luck, and thank you for the support!

02.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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so put your paws all over me, you zombieboy
(respostando uma arte antiga โœจ)

12.05.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 348    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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let's dive into a roleplaying game! โš”๐Ÿ’›

18.05.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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