DJ A-Ro

The weirdest thing in your online life is seeing your male friends respond to thirst traps from women they never met. Random PickMe: posts stock photo of half-eaten PB&J sandwich.
Them “That looks good, beautiful! What else can u cook? 😘”.

There’s been construction workers outside my window for the past 7 months and it’s is nowhere near as sexy as 80s shampoo commercials led me to believe.

So are you ever going to give the FULL CONTEXT of this picture or stay reaching for the corny joke???

I’m not going to use the term “YN” because I just heard someone say “CoCoFelon” and that’s a game changer for me. #BlackSky

In case anyone needs this information: the salted caramel Frosty tastes like the fake k-cup latte….but in a good way.

Nothing makes you remember the covid booster you got earlier in the day more than forgetting about it and rolling onto the wrong side in bed.

It’s the last hour of my 40th year. I don’t fully know how to feel about where I am right now.
Some good times. A lot of loss. A lot of work to make my presence known but still don’t feel seen where it matters.

Now that it’s finally “appropriate”:

1. What’s your favorite R&B christmas album?

2. What is your favorite track from Boyz II Men’s “Christmas Interpretations”? (Because that’s obviously the answer to question 1.)

Egg nog and those shortbread cookies from the Walmart bakery is a great evening in.

I’m about to sue Drake because I really was getting tired of “Not Like Us” and it was starting to finally die down and here he go bringing it right back up again.

Yes.

Drinking a cup of black coffee after a big dinner at a restaurant . My gran-gran used to do it and I kinda like it. Feels like it helps with digestion.

Smirnoff Sour. I didn’t know how to drink at the time so I didn’t know it was meant to be mixed. I drank two full drinking glasses in rapid succession. Vomit came out so neon red it dyed the tile grout.

Opposite of woke children’s clothing…..so pajamas then????

I saw a WILD episode of Independent Lens a while back called “Steal a Pencil For Me”. It’s about a Jewish guy that ends up in a concentration camp with his wife and his eventual side piece.

So yeah…I know I’m pretty prudish but BlackSky after dark brings out all the down bad threads to the point of annoyance.

Got a gig tomorrow so of course tonight is the night one of my subwoofers decided to quit on me. #DJLife

HA! You think it was just a phase…..

Congratulations! You’ve just earned my 8th follow!

Stouffeur’s is a platonic lasagna. If I’m taking time to make you one, I will not accept a prenup.

I love that the same flavor is universally orange in all brands.

This Time Around also slaps.

1. Human Nature
2. Remember the Time
3. On the Line
4. Push Me Away
5. Stranger in Moscow/ I can’t help it

I say the whole I before E poem when I have to write foreign.

You mean like this one that I just bought yesterday, almost 18 years after graduating college?

And the random cereal bender. Don’t eat cereal for six months but then suddenly Frosted Flakes for two straight weeks.

I agree to an extent but also I’m the type where , if something doesn’t feel good from the start, I’m just gonna backtest it with every other interaction going forward. In the times where I just let it go, it created a lot of undue animosity.

“File sharing is a crime! I’m not going to jail to get anally raped just so you can listen to Usher!”

Try sloe gin in a martini