Jeremiah Kulani Prescott

They aren't mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, but that will probably happen with at least 2 or 3 games left. We will see more meaningless matches this year.

Seems to me if we had the greatest political system in the world, it wouldn’t equip a maniacal bully with the ability to demolish everything in the world on a whim, to protect his ego from knowledge of his own profound ignorance.

So Atlanta sends an intl slot to Miami, and Miami sends ATL a player and the GAM that could probably buy another intl slot? So, if you look at it one way, Miami kinda just gave ATL a player?

Jeremiah Kulani Prescott. ATLUTD fan. So Jake Mulraney.

Sat 5 feet from Jeff Goldblum at a sushi place in LA that we specifically went to because the reviews said he was there all the time, and only said, "Hello, sir." We didn't want to bother him, but then we found out he absolutely loves meeting fans. We totally should have asked for a picture with him

Once that Yerba Mate with Cannabis kicks in, that Nacho Corn dog is gonna be amazing.

So, the guy who owns a team that might get relegated from Ligue One for financial problems, and who tried to weasel out of paying ATLUTD for Thiago Almada wants to buy the team? Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

Holy shit, that's the most punchable face I've seen since Martin Shkreli.

Fascists talk about feminism to destroy trans people.
They talk about equality to destroy diversity.
They talk about fairness to destroy justice.

Stop extending to fascists any benefit of the doubt, and withdraw it from any who insist on extending it. They are just two arms of the same beast.

District Court: 50 page, deeply researched, scathing judgement against Trump admin.
Appeals Court: 20 page decision to uphold citing mountains of precedent.
Supreme Court: How about NOPE! [eye poke]

MSM: A judiciary at war with itself.

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

A sign of how fundamentally broken and inadequate to the moment our information and media ecosystem is when the president is deploying the military to crush protests against his mass kidnapping scheme, and the question is whether those who oppose it are being nice enough.

I have a friend that thought it was intensan purposes, like intensan was a word.

At this point, it means active support of a lot of fascism.

"Only very badly injured kids should die from being hit by cars" is not an argument for letting more kids get hit by cars.

kind of amazing that jk rowling still has all her teeth despite walking around all the time in the nation that invented the headbutt

Yesterday was the most frustrating game yet, for me. We absolutely should have had 2 or 3 goals,but I still can't say the overall performance was good enough to say we absolutely deserved to win. They are creating enough chances to have a better record, but they just aren't taking control of games.

It's sad that every age group had a period of time where his approval went positive, even if just by a little bit.

I wonder what it'd take conservatives doing for people to stop writing these "to be sure" paragraphs. When will it be time to consider the possibility that the ideas of American conservatives have been stupid and evil and that the left was right not to take them seriously? What more has to happen?

He got all of that one.

He was such a flash of energy when he came here in 2023, and then last year he just didn't have the same mobility. I think he had a hip thing basically all season. It was awesome to see him covering every blade of grass again the last few games. Hope this injury is not severe.

Not yet. They don't think it's an ACL, but haven't done an MRI yet.

Yeah, Atlanta is creating enough to potentially have a better record, but not creating enough to overcome their own defensive mistakes or the general variability of soccer. A slight improvement on both sides of the ball could lead to really good results, though.

That should improve with more reps. That was only the 3rd time they have all been on the field together during a match. When they figure it out, it's going to be really fun.

I mean, I'd settle for 75 minutes of good soccer, and 15 minutes of treading water. That ratio would lead to a ton of success.

This headline is rough...but fair.

We forget that we had an issue with the chant ourselves the first few matches at Bobby Dodd in 2017. I don't remember exactly when it went away, but I don't think it lasted more than a few games. I remember fans saying "Heyyyyy Yaaaaah!" To drown it out. Disappointing it's still popping up in 2025.

The two most notable tactical changes from Ronny Deila's first match in charge our tiny soccer brain gets back to work and promises it's doing its best.

there's still a lot to learn about 2025 Atlanta United, but a couple of tactical tweaks were immediately apparent in game one

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TBF, everyone reports tickets sold, not tickets scanned.

*In like may.