The No-Bots

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www.patreon.com/c/TheNoBots

thenobots.bandcamp.com

The No-Bots has possibly their best show to date last night ,in the land of my birth

A poster for an EP release show headlined by Sub Q and opened by your favorite normal humanoid earth beings, the No-Bots. $5 cover, BYO, 6pm doors, 7 pm music, at The Other Side 14 W 4th St Southside Bethlehem

FRIDAY! We leave the comforts of Philadelphia for the first time to visit mighty Bethlehem and open up for our pals in Sub Q to celebrate the release of their EP!

A poster for our upcoming show, featuring a wireframe graphic of an elgin bottle and a mobius loop. The show features Cartoon PTSD, the No-Bots, the Speakin' Tongues, a reading by Maia Ruth, and it all happens this Friday, July 11th, at 7PM, at Surreal Estate at 5049 Chestnut Avenue, all for the low low price of ten American dollars!

This Friday! We're playing with our pals the Speakin' Tongues and some new (to us!) pals at 50th and Chestnut right here in Philadelphia! C'mon out to the Surreal Estate and have a good normal earth time like you would expect from an evening of normal earth entertainment!

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A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.

Credits: NASA

(It's fine, he's a robot, he just ran out of batteries)

Would you believe our fucking drummer quit in the middle of our last song?! 😾

Today! Starting soon! There is still time!

A poster for a West Philly Porchfest show featuring Edweirdo & the Elephants, the Skirts, Burning Hair, Microgoblet, & No-Bots, tomorrow, Saturday May 31, between noon and 12:30 on Kingsessing Avenue in Philadelphia

Tomorrow!

A West Philly Porchfest poster that's phrased kind of as an abstracted parade. Edweirdo & the Elephants (represented by an elephant with their heartbeat logo thing), The Skirts (represented by a majorette wearing their skirt logo), Burning Hair (represented by the Burning Hair mascot face guy juggling), Microgoblet (represented by a dwarven king holding an appropriately small goblet), and us, the No-Bots (represented by a marching girl with a camera for a head who is definitely not a cyborg from the planet Nobotron) All of whom will be playing in that order from roughly 12pm to 2:30pm on Saturday, May 31 on a porch on Kingsessing Avenue between 45th and 46th streets! You'll know which one because one of these bands will be playing on it, you see.

MAY 31! A show on a porch is usually abnormal and thus a thing that we would never, as standard Earth performance artists, ever do, but it is Porchfest and thus we will be playing on a porch with many of our friends in the normally accepted manner!

Next Incursion begins Now

Come to 1350 S 24th Street to see No-Bots perform

2 Days until next incursion

2 Days until next incursion

A poster for our upcoming gig on Friday, May 2, at Century (1350 S 29th S Philadelphia). 8pm start, $10 entry, the bill is the No-Bots (who are us, Coco and Jojo, your favorite musical act that is comprised of normal human performance artists of the standardly accepted type), the Koosmans, and the Poettes The poster itself is kind of a cutout collagey thing featuring various small toys and guitar effects pedals as well as the logos of all three bands and an infographic placard sharing the information I have just provided you above, all lovingly crafted by the wonderful and talented Jojo Nono

Friday, May 2, we return with another music performance of carbonoid nature in the strange and exotic land of South Philadelphia!

Be there or be transmuted by forces unknown into a polygonal shape that is considered socially unacceptable by your peers!

A poster for a house show on Friday, April 25, at The Pouch (a venue whose location you can learn through the magic of direct messages), doors at 7pm and music at 8pm, for the low low price of $10, featuring the music bands Burning Hair, the No-Bots, and The Speakin' Tongues The art on the poster is a stegosaurus that has been through it and come back out the other side as a poster

PHILADELPHIA!

TOMORROW NIGHT!

WHICH IS FRIDAY NIGHT!

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT TWO CARBONOID LIFEFORMS SUCH AS YOURSELF CAN PLAY MUSIC SONGS!

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YouTube video by TheRealGremlins Explorers From Beyond the Grave

Explorers from Beyond the Grave

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YouTube video by Sad Ukulele Girl Nancy Drew on Mars

Nancy Drew on Mars is written and performed by a pair of normal carbonoid transsexual performance artists and their robot drummer who are all from Earth, just like you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2V...

YouTube video by Sad Ukulele Girl Nancy Drew on Mars

Nancy Drew on Mars is written and performed by a pair of normal carbonoid transsexual performance artists and their robot drummer who are all from Earth, just like you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2V...

The moon is hazy and there are ants crawling on its surface. Suspended in the air in front of our nearest celestial body are glyphs. With the barest concentration you find you can read them and you discover information critical to the maintenance of your lifeforce-- No-Bots are playing on April 25 at the Pouch, on May 2 at Century, and on May 31 at Porchfest!

Attention fellow carbonoid citizens of Earth's Philadelphia (the best of the Philadelphias!)

We have several upcoming units of performance which you should find yourself intrigued and excited by the prospect thereof

Clear thy calendars and more details shall be upon you presently!

A photograph of the signage of the performance Venue called Century, which is located at 1350 S 29th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146.

A brief description of the Live Music Venue called Century, located at 1350 S 29th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146. This image, taken from Century's Facebook page, lists the venue's email address as centuryphila@gmail.com

A photograph of the post-lounge musical performance group called No-Bots, taken at a basement show from their debut performance on December 31 2024. On stage right rhythm performer Coco Nono in respendent blue dress and black jacket, wielding a blue Squier Bronco bass guitar. On stage left vocalizer and keymaster Jojo Nono looks sharp in a black vest and red skirt, singing into a microphone. Behind her microNono* waits patiently upon a keyboard stand. *microNono is an Alesis Vortex midi keytar, connected to a microKORG synthesizer and Roland SP-404. If you wish to bathe in the sound waves of the No-Bots performance art pieces, intercept their scheduled transmission at the performance art venue Century at 1350 S 29th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146 on the evening of March 9 2025.

No-Bots are carbanoid transbian performance artists from your sphere. You may intercept their next transmission at the space you call Century* in the time you call March 9 2025.

No-Bots are absolutely NOT autonomous electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron.

*1350 S 29th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146

If Moon Ants persists for more than forty minutes, contact and high five a medical practicioner

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Please consume this movie film of our performance before it disappears, for time is ephemeral and all will be dust before long

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we will be performing at venue The Pouch on Baltimore Avenue in Western Philadelphia

Hello. We are Planet Earth performance artists doing a surprise art performance at 10 20 post meridian, Eastern time

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