The Violet Wanderers

Tomorrow, the President is going to order the national guard to militarize the nation's capital (despite crime being at a 30 year low) after sending Congress home to prevent them from investigating evidence he committed sex crimes against children.

The Congressional GOP is unified behind him.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

mine too.

The fight for trans rights is literally the fight to defend civilization at this point because it is basically a proxy over whether contracts are binding if you decide you aren’t feeling it because you dislike the vibes of the other party.

Can she please just finish the lowtax run?

...and it all started with transphobia which all you liberals gleefully ignored bcos 'free speech' and 'just an opinion'.

we warned you all.

Yeah it was the random disable, I was gonna grab a sacrificial type deal and just hope but the last shop before the boss had no jokers and I was too broke for rerolls.

I got the pants in the first ante, then got the other 2 in ante 3, just kept plugging away but Violet Vessel was the worst boss ante for that build for sure

etching of a centaur captioned According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor. This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

I will *never* apologize for a post

Lowtax final boss run coming when?

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

This got me all the way to the last boss ante, but it was the Violet one that disables a random joker and I fell short.

I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Like, I've never seen a pound in one place unless you add up everything on display at the dispo or whatever.

A....
Pound?

Look, I'm just saying I need another folk singer like I need a hole in my head.

Please look up the Brooks Brothers Riot.

That's probably a bonus for most Twitter users these days

"Fuck it, We Ball" basic math edition.

We all died and went to hell

Apparently I just need to start a new podcast and talk about how left dudes can get laid but like... I don't wanna.

Like, my brother in Christ, I understand that I am very good looking and you can't wait to get going but you've got to put in work, I'm not an adult film star, this isn't my 3rd scene of the day where I'm all prepped up, so do your due diligence first!

And the number of dates I went on back in my switchier days where the dude thought he could just charge in like a battering ram is just... ugh.

Yeah, I'm a top with an above average one and my husband is a bottom who is rather sensitive so I've had a lot of practice with the whole "working up to it" thing and honestly what a lot of dick owners don't get is that taking your time and working on things is more fun anyways.

If you have a big one you have to learn how to exercise more care and patience, too many guys with big ones think they can just slam in there.

Best time I ever had with a dick said dick was about 4" and curved upwards sharply.
Guy knew how to use what he had to hit all the spots, and was way more fun than the dude with the 8" hanger of doom who just bludgeoned away thinking that was a good idea.

I know I'm not the usual one to speak on this, being a bisexual who's amab my opinion on dicks gets discarded a lot but like, I've dealt with a lot of them, all shapes, sizes, curves and angles and if you know how to use what you have what you have will be great fun for you and your partner

Seen lots and lots of dicks. Nearly all were adequate to the job at hand, and I've worked with everything from micro all the way up to once guy who was literally the length and girth of a can of monster energy.
That one was my least favorite by the way, made my everything hurt not in a good way

Aww. I thought you were charming when you recorded with us back in the day.

Amanita Muscaria gummies for all!

My medical field husband's whole deal is medfet so you are at least anecdotally correct.