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A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month

Picture of a happy raccoon celebrating 100K downloads

I had to rub my eyes twice to make sure I saw it right, but over 100K people have downloaded the playtest this week!

That is like a hundred bazillion million coins pushed!

You can still try it for yourself too!

store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...

GOAT

Please give this game a shot it is genuinely so much fun and the play test is free

Endless mode please I beg of you this game is so fun 🙏🙏

We're doing a giveaway with Cards Against Humanity for their 100th Anniversary Edition Game 🟡⚫️

Rules:

1️⃣ Follow @culturecrave.co and @cardsagainsthumanity.com

2️⃣ Repost and like this post

5 winners will be notified on July 29

I really got my name forcibly changed on rivals twice in one night. If you report people who diff you ur a loser

Cow
#MarioKartWorld

No, Mario.

Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Spicy_BM - Twitch Esports Commentator, Collegiate MK Analyst, G!G MK8, .zip SPL

If you need something to do at 7PM EST tonight, feel free to drop by while I talk about collegiate Mario Kart :)

www.twitch.tv/spicy_bm

12 team divs look hot

CKL Season 4 Registrations are open!

Rev up those tires! Registrations for Season 4 of The Collegiate Karting League are open now! Sign up before February 8th to race for the world to see!

Register here: mariokartcentral.com/mkc/tournaments/490

Season 3 of the Collegiate Karting League has passed, and what an astounding season it was! Let’s take some time to congratulate our 6 Division winners! Read more about each team below!

D1: UMICH 🏆

D2: UMD 🏆

D3: UNL Reckless Reds 🏆

D4: CSULB 🏆

D5: UTSA 🏆

D6: NSMU Aggies 🏆

The time to sign up for Syllabus Week III is now! Registrations close January 10th, so don’t wait!

Register here: www.mariokartcentral.com/mkc/tourname...

Happy 40th Birthday to LeBron James 🎂🐐

welcome to awesome vlog: skiing edition

I be scoring numbers in Balatro that people haven’t conceived yet

Oh definitely but I’m just saying it’s not meant to be toxic

Staff just likes to joke about teams 🤷‍♂️

Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends -The Onion

Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
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Fire lineup

RETURNING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE SEASON 1, UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS SAN ANTONIO PULLS OFF THE UPSET AND ARE THE CKL SEASON 3 DIVISION 5 CHAMPIONS!

Perennial contenders University of Nebraska returns to Division 3 finals for the 2nd season in a row! This time facing newcomers Rochester Institute of Technology!

Both teams dominated D3 all season, but only 1 can be champion!

Find out who it will be tonight at 8pm EST!
twitch.tv/collegiatekl

WE ARE NOW ON BLUESKY
Thanksgiving weekend comes to a close with THE CKL DIVISION 4 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
California State Long Beach and University of Florida have fought hard for their spot in the big dance! only One of them will walk away with the D4 crown tonight at 8pm EST!
twitch.tv/collegiatekl

welcome to awesome vlog: doing edition

Thank you @misterdisco.bsky.social for making me aware of this 🫡

Gaming recap on YT is kinda cool ngl