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Why yes. I am probably going to purchase a new game called Power Wash Simulator 2.

I don’t know what Nvidia does and I don’t want to.

I’m satisfied with my assumption that an entity called Nvidia undoubtedly sells bottled water.

Ooooooh watch the conjuring they said.

Now I’m 42 years old and scared to walk up the stairs at 1130 pm.

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

Well the star tribune just used a headline to declare war on the entire city of Saint Paul.

Everyone start gathering their armorments.

Embedding this whenever I email a brief to be edited.

We’re having a bit of a morning over here.

Turns out it is impossible to reason with a young boy who, on Tuesday morning, insists Halloween is on Thursday, becomes *very* upset that it is on Friday, and then decides his mother has failed to meet a heretofore unannounced deadline to finish his hand made costume by breakfast on Tuesday.

It’s still the fastest most reliable internet I’ve had tho.

Quantum fiber when I signed up: $50 and that price will never increase.

Two years later: the price has increased $10 annually, every October. So we’re now at 40% total price hike.

Well four year old just blew my mind:

“Helium’s solid state is balloons.”

“Electing not to vote for someone is cancelling them”

“either smoking marijuana or selling marijuana and because that is not a crime, it makes it very difficult,"

Folks … selling marijuana without a license is still a crime.

No. I’m cannot handle this high ABV double IPA (9%) right now.

I need to take it easy and settle for this regular IPA (7.5%).

It is bad bad bad to have this entire generation of appellate judges who never really practiced law.

This video ends as a some boss lady starts removing her heel to throw the fuck down.

My hair does not move not matter what I do with my head.

My parents each moved 1500 miles away from all their siblings for good reason.

Uncle 4: major trumper, owns a construction company. Actually pretty nice and funny.

Uncle 5: complete know it all, also a prick, spouse is/was obvious CIA spook, but they refused to admit it.

Uncle 6: also a raging alcoholic. Lifelong line cook; his food seriously sucks ass. Inedible.

Uncle 1: died from health issues induced by lifelong alcohol abuse.

Uncle 2: neurotic deadhead, has a massive collection of bootleg dead shows on cassette.

Uncle 3: civil rights lawyer, died of cancer. Massive fucking prick.

Whoops. I think I linked the wrong article. I meant to link this:

www.journaloffreespeechlaw.org/volokh4.pdf

For example, in my instance I am probably the only person on Earth who has ever run a Google search that produced the response defaming me. I haven’t been harmed.

Now, if I were on the job market and lost out on an interview because the employer googled my name, that would be another question.

Google AI tells me Google has settled multiple cases.

Serious answer: maybe! See www.journaloffreespeechlaw.org/volokhlemley...

As with all matters of defamation, however, a major question will always be whether you were actually damaged by the AI’s false statements.

If you Google my name, Google AI says I am known for committing professional misconduct.

This is based on a case I handled on appeal, partially involving someone else’s professional misconduct.

Drinking beer and wondering whether I can sue Meta based on defamatory statements its AI makes.

Anyone want to guess the geographic location of the largest concentration of these states which object to the existence of the 14th amendment?

In what other walk of life are people allowed to say “yeah I fucked up. Also it’s DISGUSTING for people to correctly point out I fucked up!”

The world’s most unappealing character traits is “man who is incapable of actually expressing contrition.”

I don’t care how much i like someone politically. Or have voiced support for them.

I don’t support people with a nazi tattoo for elected office.

Hard pass.

Also hard pass on mills. I don’t support octogenarians for elected office either.

😂

Lionel Messi scored a hat trick to get to 29 goals this season ..... but D.C. United DID score once against Atlanta to get up to 30 and narrowly beat Messi.