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I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things.

Weeknights 11/10c on Comedy Central and Paramount+

Writer for Everything Is Noise and Little Village Magazine. Leftist. Foodie. Improvisor. https://linktr.ee/broc.a.nelson

Talk to me about quilting, combat sports, video games, bone collecting, the agonizing collapse of society, animal friends, what you’re reading, what you’re making, where you get your blood sacrifices. Or don’t. I don’t know, I just got here.

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