bloatyhead

all good - I'm gonna have it sent to a friend coming back to the uk this summer, but really appreciate the offer! really enjoying the record

@hlllyh.bsky.social hey kids, before I drop this amount do you think there's any chance of European distro for the record ever happening? Happy to pay up if necessary but if it might be an option I might hold off.

just logging on to say if you're somehow getting angry about about Arsenal signing a premier league proven third choice central midfielder for nine million quid you need to go outside and have a nice can of Sprite, maybe look at the sky for a bit

hell yeah indeed

"ooh he's not good enough on the ball to be the 8" fuckin grow up

Emi Martinez getting done at his near post? No, that can't be right.

fucking stupid problem to have innit

Arsenal mates - any of the regular pubs round Highbury/Finsbury Park way indicated that they've definitely got Amazon Prime? Don't want to get caught scrabbling at the last minute this evening - looks like The Tolly have done in the past?

!!

did they just put silksong in the fucken sizzle reel????

if that's a hamstring that's White, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Odegaard, Martinelli, Havertz, Jesus, Saka all out for big chunks - I'm not really sure what people want from Arteta, frankly it's a miracle we're still in 2nd

Jordan Montgomery opting into a one year player option for $25m and immediately fucking off to get Tommy John Surgery is so so so funny. That man can never set foot in Arizona again. Hell, he might have to give the adjoining states a wide berth.

god Phil Foden is an absolute fucking bum

well that's it for Ben White, you can't go ahead and pick him without Chris Waddle's consent given his illustrious management career

If I could convince them to get an MLB subscription the amount of money I'd spend in there would pay for itself

say what you like about that game, but it certainly happened

Ben White open to playing for England again? we are so back

hell yeah I love Butlins

*tearfully*
Hale End

I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.

god this is nasty business

found your mum's birthplace

[Lou Bega voice]
ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine

don't do it

my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink