Sweetsauce Candyson-Roy

Drawing of the world in shambles as Jerry and Parker look out at the wreckage. Jerry is standing while Parker is sitting on the sand. A ginormous head of Cole is in view on the horizon, looking up at the stars with a slight smile.

Second Base Chapter 1: "I have to play baseball to stay in college?!"

Second Base Chapter 2:

What better album to listen to on your 30th birthday than, well, 30?

I’ll be there!

Poster for Mexican sitcom Cero en Conducta (F in Behavior), about adults acting as misbehaving kids in a school with no-nonsense teachers. A worried-looking student holding a spinning top-like toy is flanked by 2 stern-looking teachers wielding rulers.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Hell yeah! Hope it’s a great trip! :D

Screenshot of Lufthansa app. Itinerary of a flight from Chicago to Stockholm

Hard to believe that in just 2 weeks (or a Fortnight—iykyk 😉 ) I’ll be in Europe for the first time. Stockholm has been a dream vacation of mine, so getting to make it a reality is exhilarating! It’s my first intercontinental trip, so I’m quite excited and a bit nervous!

iPhone wallet app showing a transaction from Lufthansa with the price $911.60

…Should I consider it a bad omen that my flight cost $911?

Wow, that was a lot of exclamation points haha

It may be 8 months away but I already have my Halloween costume picked out. (It's a surprise!) Genuinely excited for it! A dress is part of the ensemble; I've never worn one before so I'm a bit curious, and admittedly the novelty of it is exciting!

Even though I've been here for a few months now, I'm still way more active on Twitter if only cause all the news and funny posts from unhinged people are still in abundance there. But it definitely makes me miss the moots that have flown away to clearer skies

A coworker was showing me pictures he took at a dinner party, and MY GAY ASS recognized the interior of the Congress Hotel cause I’ve been to IML 😭 💀

Mirror images :)

Felt this so hard on the pink line the other day. No one wants to listen to your shitty music on full blast at 9 in the morning! 😠

uwu?

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Those xans weren’t for me?

Confuror drip

Don’t worry son, your mother is safe in bed with me. 😌

Buenos días desde Guadalajara

A train station on a rainy night. A train can be seen in the background, streetlights in the foreground

A rainy night in Skokie

View of a rainbow over a cloudy sky from Central Park pink line station. The street can be seen below

Rainbow :)

. @eliasporter.bsky.social so graciously gave me a code and I am making it everyone else’s problem. Got room for a chihuahua?