have you no self-respect?! :) Do yourself a favor and find a package of Hydrox cookies.
And if it was taken on a Sunday, it was in a state that didn't have "blue laws" that required stores to stay closed on Sundays, because reasons in the Bible.
Where is Champollion when we need him.
The UFOs came and rescued him?
"Boots on the ground." And they can't even get Cabinet member the correct size shoes.
Needed in DC
AI slop image. Look at the road sign and the badge on the cop car.
#RaisinLiberationFront
No more squirrels thinking that Christmas lights are acorns. I really wish there was a way to get a lethal voltage through the wiring to deter them.
Article II of the [] act needs to state without exception, no person convicted of a felony, even if subsequently pardoned, is eligible to be president.
Standard Time all the time and be done with it.
Today I learned that the plural of memorandum is memorandibles. And I don't even have a degree in Linguistics.
Gondola Goatse!
The sunshine broke through the rain and clouds for a moment earlier this afternoon.
“ the voice of Hades in Disney's "Hercules," ” — talk about type-casting.
“ the voice of Hades in Disney's "Hercules," ” — talk about type-casting.
Mechanista Potata
You're thinking of her sibling, Lucida.
@dcroucher
Emotional Support Kangaroos gather on their day off to take in a show.
Accurate
I laughed way too hard at this.
“Don’t you dare turn that pineapple upside-down.”
Schadenfreude.
And remember boys and girls, this is why you studied set theory. It's the Union of of these attributes, not the Intersection. Which is to say, someone who exhibits any one of these is just as culpable as someone who has all of them.
Also, note that this is not a SCIF, but probably should be given what's on the wall behind [].
Spineless toadies.
Holy shit!
Where is regular gas rated at 85 octane and "Plus" at 87 octante? I don't recall regular being anything but 87.
Even if this is photoshopped from '22, it's the funniest thing I've seen today.
⬆️ “Go fuck yourself”
⬅️ “Go fuck yourself again”
➡️ “Go fuck yourself back in Russia”
