Lydia 🇨🇦

BREAKING: 20 Jeffrey Epstein victims are urging Mike Johnson to immediately swear-in Adelita Grijalva.

STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!

@navele18maybe on x You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it

A tall office building with blue reflective windows dominates the scene. Along the concrete top, large gold letters read WELL F, with faint marks showing where the remaining letters once were. Diagonal metal beams with rows of rivets cross the foreground. The sky is bright blue with a few white clouds.

Imagine hating me and I'm just in my room like this

The Briefing with Jen Psaki
@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social

Groundhog Day movie meme with picture of Bill Murray saying “ Well, it’s Epstein files not released day… Again“

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WLOS News 13
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An ostrich with its head in the sand

"Hi, I'm Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House of Representatives!"

Has any reporter asked Mike Johnson, “You keep saying you’re too busy to keep up with the news, doing what exactly?”

ME: whatcha doin
ASTROPHYSICIST: building a time machine
ME: why
ASTROPHYSICIST: to travel backwards in time
ME: then shouldn’t it be an emit machine
ASTROPHYSICIST: *drops clipboard* mother of god

i identify as erior (neither superior nor inferior)

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

Horses are pretty pessimistic...

They're all neigh-sayers.

😏😈

Anthony Adams in a yellow suit, rubbing his hands together and looking like he bout to risk it all for a time change

daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life

a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " . Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

*in Canadian. 🇨🇦

How To Get Thru Your Day When It's 2025.
Step 1: Panic.
Step 2: Pull yourself together.
Step 3: Run around like you're on fire.
Step 4: Stop doing that, people are staring.
Step 5: Daydream about living in Canada.
Step 6: Ugly Cry.
Step 7: Dry off. See, it's okay.
Step 8: Back to Step 1.

Black and white cartoon. Top text says To paraphrase that famous poem colon First they came for the immigrants dot dot dot. Below, in parentheses, Let me just skip to the end. Center is a person in a plain T shirt with a dashed oval instead of a face, labeled Your Face Here, surrounded by four masked figures in black with staring eyes. The image warns that persecution can come for anyone.

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😱 Sometimes I worry that you’re running out of scream. There’s just SO MUCH to scream about these days.

I don't understand people who preserve four-leaf clovers... They're really pressing their luck.

a succession/golden girls crossover: thread

It’s so cool you do this! I’m curious to see what the kids will choose. ☺️

This makes me want to offer a variety of potatoes. Russet, Yukon Gold, Red, Sweet. After all there’s a variety of candy! 🥔🤭

2 plastic cauldrons in front of a fire pit. One has candy. The other has potatoes

Trick or treating is tonight in my town. Don't question it. We are giving the kids an option of candy or a potato.

I’m perhaps showing my age by using the apostrophe. 👵🏻 Now I know. 🤭

“The apostrophe was removed in the 1990s partly due to issues with Quebec's language sign laws .. While some older signs may still have the apostrophe, the official and current branding does not use one.”

YouTube video by Vanessa Campbell | Toronto, Canada We Are The North (Official Music Video) | A Powerful Anthem of Canadian Pride and Defiance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41d...

😱 I NEVER NOTICED THAT! Thank you!

✅ Learned something new today

I feel accomplished now. 🤭

A closeup of a halved coconut with white flesh and brown husk. Inside the hollow sits a fresh green lime slice. Bold caption at the top says OK... and at the bottom says NOW WHAT? The image riffs on the lyric put the lime in the coconut, asking what to do next.