PATTY !!!

MERRY GIFT DAY!!! oh gawsh... i wonder if i gots any gifts under da tree...

when ya feels like it...?

( patty looks on curiously. he can't change like that at will... that would be a cool power to have... )

now how do you do dat...? does it just, happen?

huh? just 'cause i'm green and got a tail... don't mean i'm not a human, too!

( patty takes a sassy looking stance with a hand on his hip. 'humans' in the grove are kind of different, it sounds... )

whaddaya mean by that, though? do you got somethin' goin' on with you?

( GAH! his tail frizzes up in a panic. he can't actually fight... he doesn't like doing that! )

u-ummmm, you wouldn't do that to a little guy like me, right?!?!

what am i...? i'm a human!

( with a tail? )

used to be a bizzyboy, protecting da god grove and all dat, but... i quit! sort of.

well i hear its good to let your thoughts out, and i'm glad you did! i like hearin' my name talked about...

oh, pearl is a nice name, too...! i'm happy to meet ya, too, pearl!!!

H. HUH.

( patty takes a defensive stance. )

you ain't gonna bite me, right???

hah, i know, rights?! and capo got all the letters too, even though he did NOTHIN' around here! it was dumb!!!

but now i get to actually do what i want!

like. have snackie breaks... and drawing... i've been makin' lots of pretty flowers!!!

( seems like he found a new hobby. )

( well. maybe if it's in the playful way that godpoke was doing, then... patty doesn't mind being a burger... )

( but he doesn't think about that right now! )

you know, i didn't think people around here were gonna be interested in doin' all of dat...!

[YES. sorry inspekta patty's going to a new god]

( looking around hearing his name get called? before his eyes land on pearl. )

woah, you look really pretty lady!!! thanks for tha compliment...

( he has a bashful little blush. his name is cute...?! )

[patty and mitternacht would have the cutest little friendship post game i think...]

( oh! patty smiles big with miss mitternacht's presence! it's always like a warm hug, whenever he goes talking to her! )

oh, i've been doin' great! it's so nice bein' able to say my full name now. i always thought the letters system was a little lame... but i was too nervous to say anything... >_<

( hearing the snort, he peeps out from his hands to see the godpoke shaking their head. fully uncovering his face now! )

ahh, good!! i didn't wanna be a pattyburger today...

( ... well. who knows!!! patty would be happy to meet anyone really. )

uhh, that's okay, i think! lotta people i know bite too...

( EEP... covering his eyes! )

don't eat me...! and well, if you do... be gentle about it!!!

( patty can somewhat understand! probably! maybe alexi doesn't really go to that extent, though... )

i'm glad!!! i'd be happy to meet her someday... if she wants to!

i'm always lookin' for new friends now...!

( HA?! )

... do you think i'm a burger too, cool hat?!?! >_<

( well, patty knows that those who are hungry will eat anything they can get their hands on... even hands... )

oh, that sounds scawy... but i'm sure they're nice about it if they're you're friend!

i'm still alexi's friend even though he's tried it before, so...!!!

( looking at godpoke quizzically... thoughts of burger...? )

that's scary. i don't know.

ohh...! well you'd probably like my friend alexi then! he doesn't do much work... but LOVES food.

( suddenly, patty decides to think back... )

one time i offered him some of my lunch 'cause he said he was hungry... but then he almost ate my hand along with it!!! it was gross.

INSPEKTA SAVE ME

😨

yeah ... idunno though... i do like workin' hard! and i like burgers with things in them...!

i heard you can be somethingburger if you do a lotta work...

ohh i hope mrs. mitternacht is doin' okay!!! she's real nice so...!!!

good morning!!! >v< !!!

( ... HEY. he notices that!!! )

DON'T LAUGH... i bet if you were in my shoes you wouldn't of liked bein' Pee either!!!!!

( patty mumbles a little something about boring jobs and doing nothing... )

doin' arts and stuffs has been fun... but we could go anywhere! da cove, hobbyhoo, milldread... wherevers you want!