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sidurgu from 05.25
#ffxiv

my gilf and her terrible fake grins are back

HSGSJDHUDHJDF IT WRITES ITSELF

I see your shadgar and raise you shazkhad

I know eso just has too many writers but the game itself not knowing if euraxia is abnur’s half sister or daughter drives me crazy this would be an elaborate motherfucker joke if I believed zos knew how family trees work

I always play bangkorai as an imperial but this is my first time playing it as a THARN, I can’t tell you how hilarious this is

playing the bangkorai quests for the first time in a long time, septima tharn/arzhela hatesex when

that may be so but it’s Fair

finally finally finally have the deadlands firewalker personality… it’s not coming off velai for a while

a simple illustration of verrot and ichnaea. verrot is holding ichnaea's face, forcing him to look at his reflection in the "mirror." the oval-shaped reflection is flanked by two bisected rabbits and entrails.

remember the monster [ / man] that love made you.
#oc #ocsky #elfenjoyers

I see a lot of posts highly encouraging commenting and sharing for art etc sometimes to the point of saying "just likes dont matter" but im out here saying I do appreciate all the shy people or the people who only like stuff...thanks for sticking around

a gift for a lovely eso player that carried me through a number of dungeons in pursuit of fashion 🫶

[thingol voice] I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 as far as im concerned, 😡 but 😡😡😡 I ain’t spendin’ any time on it, because in the meantime, every 3 months, an elf is torn to pieces by an orc in north doriath

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

sometimes when I do something stupid I indulge in imagining a genius character making this same mistake. yes, babe, fëanor has also put the mower batteries in the spare battery compartment and had a tantrum in the waning daylight about the mower not starting.

KANDJJDHF the guy that’s probably too full of self loathing to even wear gambeson to make his armour somewhat comfortable in coeurl print bikinis? you know what? yeah

my sidurgu retainer once brought back leopard print bikini bottoms twice in the course or a month or so and I can’t even jokingly make that canon but omfg not the coeurl print bikini bottoms, sid

🗡️👑

maeglin and idril 🗡️👑

sotha sil’s example is fun to me because there’s just so damn much in his head that I think he temporarily forgot the word for time. what a fun little character insight.

but tiktok speak? no wonder, no growth of the mind, and sorry to say, very severe limitations to the feeling a script can evoke.

people like to joke about sotha sil saying “an exceedingly long unit of temporal measurement” instead of “a long time” but to me true horror is a future where high fantasy exclusively features characters that speak like they know what tiktok is

I’m not present enough to manage 2 bsky accounts tbh and idk what the recent silly updates are, might just start posting the nsfw here. freely mute/unfollow block etc etc

oh NO… it needs to be destroyed, there is nothing about this that would be better than just having a weird, tasty quiche

as you should, I thought that was a QUICHE

imho he should be shipped with hilda, aymeric, or any bastard of the brume who had a friendship with his dead brother in order to make every single one of his neuroses worse in one fell swoop. but he should never escape the matters of bastardy

same?? 30 years we’ve been looking at the guy on the left? we didn’t even know if he had a full head of hair. and now THIS? it’s fine, it’s fine, I can finally understand why my girl barenziah fucked him

textually he is supposed to be attractive but we never really believed them and over 30 years later they drop the evidence on us??? WHAT

salsa is DANGEROUS, I now have a little crush

also you might have seen but it doesn’t stop being funny. jagar tharn in 1994 vs. 2025