Names for Bands 🤘

That name kinda bites.

Free band name for your consideration: Black Market Teeth

Race Condition

Vegetable Magnetism

Half Duck Hierarchy

Too close to home.

The Confederate Fags

The Hot Car Dogs

Chemical Bank

Terror Bubbles

Woke Nixon is my new punk band name.

Concrete Vulva is my new band name.

Amish Weed Booth is my new band name

A slide from a talk by Yihui Quek on "Simulating Chaos without Chaos" introducing and defining the GUE, i.e., the Gaussian Unitary Ensemble, as a model of quantum chaos.

Alright everyone, The Gaussian Unitary Ensemble is totally the name of my new jazz band

Cornhole Concerns is my new band name

Tylenol Autism is my new punk band name.

Carrier Peacocks

The Economist Retaliation started with a television host. After the assassination Jimmy Kimmel, a comedian on ABC, suggested erroneously that Kirk had been killed by a MAGA fan. Brendan Carr, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, which regulates broadcasters, threatened consequences: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Within hours ABC took Mr Kimmel off the air indefinitely. Mr Carr then said all broadcasters should ease up on the "progressive foie gras".

Progressive Foie Gras

It really is.

Nuclear Murder Chimps

No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can't be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.

Loopy D and Long Tail

Leather Heather

Data Curse

So MUCH queso!

¡Y muy delicioso, también!

I went to NYC's Rat Academy. Here's what I learned.

Rat Academy

Squirty Topping

Comfort Cookies

The Retrocessionaires