Finally caught him in a good spot

The people of this country will stand for the three card trick

Depends on the set up

My wife is getting so forgetful.
Just last night she whispered in my ear... I'm not wearing panties.

If 1 million of us each planted just ONE native flower this spring, we would feed half a BILLION pollinators across hundreds of species—bees, butterflies, hummingbirds, and more. 🌻....... Me, I am planting hundreds of milkweed seeds, some scattered some in pots to plant out.

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Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."

I WAS GETTING IN BED, SHE SAID, "YOU'RE DRUNK. I SAID "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?"
SHE SAID, "YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR."

I accidentally glued myself to a copy of my autobiography. My wife doesn't believe me
But that's my story and I am sticking to it.

Blue Birds seem to be the thing, so here you go.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”

There is nothing so confining as the prisons of our own perceptions.

Do you really think Trumpers are going to read your anti Trump messages?

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

Sorry about the quality, through glass and I was in a hurry because i had no idea when he would fly away. I just wanted to get a photo. He came down to the feeders and took a Starling.

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

‘The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch’

‘All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.’

“Suit the action to the word, the word to the action.”

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“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

Hi Folks,
My latest book, The UK/USA Same But Different is available on Amazon as a paperback or e book, information below.

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Paperback www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7M1KXJ9

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I wonder how many people are being told "I don't care if it is a level 10 warning you still have to come to work."

“There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.

I wondered lonely as a cloud, on vale and hill and banks. I trod upon a bare man’s arse and heard a woman’s voice say, “Thanks.”

As more and more traffic islands are being installed in the US can people please take the time to learn how to use them. They are not 4 way stops.

I sat for just over 2 hours watching a number of Ospreys do nothing, then it was all action. This is just one of a number of youngsters who had been showing off.

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What posses people to dress their pets up, it is demeaning to the pet and not in any way nice.