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πŸ”ž | nsfw | he/they | scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 your local alty-fem-chubby-stoner-pagan-queer bartender from new zealand living in glasgow

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been in new zealand for the last week, got harassed in dubai on the way (except is it harassment if it’s not illegal there?), horny but stuck around family all week, scotland how I miss you

21.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

abba’s gimme! gimme! gimme! may be the best song ever made i fear

09.12.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did far too much coke on monday night at a staff event and now i just have the fear

15.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need freedom hate confrontation

29.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bone jour from paris 🦴πŸ₯πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

22.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drunk coworker asked me if i was gay, i said yes, he spent 10 minutes telling me how brave i was for coming out πŸ™ƒ

13.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

flat inspection today. it’s been 3 weeks of them rescheduling, emailing, finally booking a time, not showing up at the time, rescheduling again. i work night shifts. the window they’ve given me today is somewhere between 9am-5pm. when can i go to sleep? no idea 😴

30.09.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hungry, sick, and want my hole pounded

29.09.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lately I just don’t have shit to say on here, really just a no thoughts head empty bitch 😭

28.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

- 'I can love her, I can know she loved me'
- She added: "I think the thing I'm most upset about is that a conversation was never made possible."
- "There's just no world in which I could ever cancel her out, or cancel that out, for anything,"

IM GOING TO SCREAM

25.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emma Watson says she still loves JK Rowling despite rift over trans views However, the Harry Potter author appears to rebuff the actress's conciliatory comments.

what the fuck? emma watson backtracking on her support for trans rights because she wants rowling to β€œlove me”?? it just proves these celebrities are only on our side when they need us and it’s such a slap in the face

#transrights
www.bbc.com/news/article...

25.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gays of glasgow, where do you actually go out at night? the bar that i work at is dangerously straight and i just want customers that i can actually interact with 🫠

12.09.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is that an offer?

12.09.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need a sweaty stinky man to suffocate me

12.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

woke up and walked to pret while still half asleep and i swear to GOD one of my bluesky mutuals walked past me it was so surreal

10.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I’m ever posting in the morning it’s because I just got home from work and not because I’m some sick fuck who wakes up early

09.09.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

That froot looks familiar

09.09.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hadn’t cum in like 3 days and one shot hit my shoulder and the next sort of ricocheted off of my phone πŸ₯΄

09.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol everyone is so excited about it

08.09.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw the news about bookmarks and immediately updated my bluesky app lmao

08.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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another lazy day off, who wants to come spend #mcm with me?

#monochromemonday #uncut #uncutcock #thickcock #gayuk #gayscotland #gaynz #twunk #chubby #hairy #nsfwsky #foreskin #wanking #uncutdick #thickdick

08.09.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also lol i’ve been living in the dark all summer because i covered my windows in tinfoil (heatwaves were not supposed to be a part of the deal when i moved to scotland) and i’m a bartender so i sleep all day so going outside and experiencing weather and daylight has been jarring

07.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Open up πŸ’¦πŸ‘…

07.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 695    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

why did nobody tell me it was raining today i’ve been waiting to have a lazy rainy day in bed staring out the window and watching movies for weeks

07.09.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Naked lower body of man with soft uncut cock

Naked lower body of man with soft uncut cock

Chubby softie

07.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

noooo pls πŸ₯ΊπŸ™πŸ»

07.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really love men and their cocks so much

06.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man I love thighs

06.09.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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home after a long night at work, here’s my soft cock before i go to sleep 😴

wore my cock ring under my shorts the whole time 😈

#softcocksaturday #scs #uncut #uncutcock #nsfwsky #balls #cockring #foreskin #softie #musk #gayuk #chubby #hairy #wank #gayscotland #gaynz

06.09.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy fcf to all you lovely sexy people out there 🧑 appreciate y’all πŸ₯°

05.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0