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Uno

Aslan is such a prude. Say what you will about the White Witch, she knew how to party.

Hahaha, the answer that immediately sprang to mind. A friend once asked my goatee'd visage if I ever considered cosplaying as Dr. Strange and I said honestly, "only every day of my adult life."

A lifelong obsession with Dr. Strange.

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:
- child of criminal tries to not be a criminal, gradually becomes criminal.
- they got Travolta to dance, again.
- bloodsport as analogy for gross corruption of the wealthy.
- illegal race across the country!
- dance-fighting in the streets.

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Wince Neil

Shower Thoughts:

A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.

Cmon, that's ridiculous. Batman has that gravely whisper voice, Bruce Wayne doesn't sound like that.

With his unsanitary coffee.

Sometimes I’ll wake up after a night of being in a good mood like fck did I make plans last night?

BRAIN: omg we’re gonna have such a bad day today

ME: why?

BRAIN: idk im more of a big idea guy

Patient: why, why, why?!

Not a big fan of any type of behavior, so I do not condone any.

"That which you posted for the least of these brother of Mine, you posted also for me," so sayeth the Lord.

This is the content I'm here for.

Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?

They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!

My therapist used to challenge me when I’d say that humans are disappointing

She sure doesn’t anymore

😔

The great thing about soup is that even the cheapest soup is still good soup. A can of Campbell’s tomato? Still good soup. A packet of ramen for less than a dollar? Still good soup. Noodles and vegetable marshmallows in a styrofoam cup? Guess what? Still good soup.

don't you hate it when you've done so many non-writing tasks that nothing remains on your to-do list except the writing

Zombie heist, call it Withdrawn of the Dead

Not dead or alive but a secret third thing where you walk around all day shaking your head and muttering under your breath until you find a Mexican restaurant and then things are kinda okay for like 45 minutes

Fall and winter are the best because being depressed about things in a hoodie is like 1000 times better than being depressed about things in a stupid t-shirt

you’re a spiritual being having a human experience? that’s nice, i’m a meatsuit that screams a lot

I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_

I don't understand how cicadas only scream once every seventeen years like my god the restraint

Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time

"Have a great day" ?? First of all relax

"You're in luck, they're half off, today."

hipster doctor using DSM 3.5e