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today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like β€œbro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey

09.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8737    πŸ” 911    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 88

β€œI will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. β€œToday I will take life easy.”

09.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13
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Gunman in Deadly C.D.C. Shooting Fixated on Covid Vaccine, Officials Say

RFK Jr. knows the consequences of his rhetoric.

β€œMr. Kennedy has previously called the C.D.C. a β€œcesspool of corruption,” and a fascist enterprise. He accused C.D.C. employees of covering up vaccine harms to children, comparing it to the Catholic Church’s coverup of child sex abuse.”

Gift link.

09.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 12

UPDATE: Judge Breyer will allow audio-only Zoom access during witness testimony.

10.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 505    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 7

Friends, there are plenty of things RFK Jr. says and does that are worthy of contempt.

I am not on board with the β€œaddict”, β€œjunkie”, β€œheroin freak” narrative.

There are plenty of people in recovery who never go on to be sociopathic frauds, and they are worthy of our love and support.

09.08.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 582    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 15

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people

09.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10381    πŸ” 2010    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 173

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

09.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6600    πŸ” 922    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 84
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The Race to Find a Measles Treatment as Infections Surge The measles vaccine was so effective the disease was considered eliminated in the U.S., but a resurgence of outbreaks is spurring a need for drugs.

As the US hits a 33-year high in measles infections, there is now a "race" to find a treatment for the disease.

One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatmentsβ€”and in turn, more investor interest"

🎁 link

www.wsj.com/health/healt...

08.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2754    πŸ” 1176    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 1086
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Billy Long ousted by Trump as IRS chief after less than 2 months in office β€’ Oregon Capital Chronicle President Donald Trump will remove former Missouri Republican U.S. Rep. Billy Long from his post as head of the Internal Revenue Service.

Oregon Sen. @wyden.senate.gov on President Trump removing IRS head Billy Long after just two months: "It was obvious this would end badly, but every Senate Republican voted to confirm his nomination anyway.”

08.08.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The White House has a preferred alternative to PBS. It may already be in countless classrooms. How the right-wing network PragerU could fill the void left by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s defunding.

The White House has a preferred alternative to PBS: PragerU, a nonprofit organization that specializes in creating right-leaning educational short videos for adults and children. . It may already be in countless classrooms. www.vox.com/today-explai...

08.08.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 984    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 337    πŸ“Œ 549

Let me expand on this point. The Constitution is quite clear that you can't distinguish between kinds of persons in running the Census. And that is especially about apportionment for Congress. The original language makes it pretty clear when it talks about "free persons". But the 14th amendment ...

07.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 20

YOU WANT TO KNOW ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA

You get to interact with humans you'd likely not have contact with IRL/meatspace because our worlds in meatspaces are limited by time/money/distance/access.

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW FUCKING COOL IT IS HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE ON HERE

08.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1531    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 34

also discrimination against a demographic is *never* about first verifying someone legally qualifies in it

Islamophobia targets tons of people who are not and have never been Muslim! transphobia affects vaguely masculine-looking cis women!

you don't need to define the demographic to bar the hate!

08.08.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

all the subtle demonisms of life and thought

08.08.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

08.08.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œIt’s meant to disrespect women generally you see, not just athletes”

07.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2625    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 18
Quark:  I want to be loved.

Quark: I want to be loved.

Quark:  But not make myself vulnerable.

Quark: But not make myself vulnerable.

Quark:  Only loved.

Quark: Only loved.

Quark: I want to be loved.
Quark: But not make myself vulnerable.
Quark: Only loved.

08.08.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this literally happened already and there’s a state department cable about a diplomatic arrangement to prove it!

06.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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On left:

ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."

On right:

Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.

DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."

Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.

06.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3844    πŸ” 1308    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 75
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Trump Administration Begins to Strip Federal Workers of Union Protections

400,000 VA workers lose their union. [Free link.]

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/u...

06.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

Y’all really loved this post!

I wanted to wax poetic for a minute about Lysenkoism. I’m adding the rest of the thread below and then I’ll ~explain~

06.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems fairly clear that Donald Trump thinks gravity makes water flow "down" from the Pacific Northwest to California, because there is absolutely no system that connects the water in Oregon and Washington to Southern California.

06.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2821    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 58

I have recently realized that β€œare you terrified of your own email like in a bodily way you can’t explain and are embarrassed about as an adult” may well be a one-question diagnostic test for ADHD

(also read the thread this is under it’s interesting)

06.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

At his confirmation hearing, RFK Jr claimed he wouldn’t take away vaccines. So far he has:

Removed COVID vaccine recommendations

Fired the CDC’s vaccine committee

Replaced scientists with antivaxxers

Cancelled vaccine hesitancy research

Pulled $500m in mRNA vaccine research

06.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 49
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Northwest states, cities targeted in latest federal threats over sanctuary laws The U.S. Department of Justice promises more litigation is coming. Top attorneys for Oregon and Washington say their sanctuary laws are on sound legal footing.

The U.S. Department of Justice promises more litigation is coming. Top attorneys for Oregon and Washington say their sanctuary laws are on sound legal footing.

06.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

and remember, the US hoarded vaccines during the pandemic. most of the globe never got access to them because of us.

the back of the line is probably our future next time, especially since we are no longer at the table with WHO, etc.

06.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ask the Naturalist | What Caused this Mass Worm Stranding? - Bay Nature I saw thousands of these on Drakes Beach on Dec. 6, after the recent storm. What happened? -David Ford You could be forgiven for being offended by the above photo: thousands of 10-inch wiggly pink sau...

Look, I know everything is terrible, but can I distract with the time in 2019 when Drakes Beach was overtaken by 10 inch PENIS FISH?

I promise there's some science in here somewhere!

These are actually spoon worms or innkeeper worms (Urechis caupo).

20.02.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
Good morning everyone. This is not the post we wanted to make today. Unfortunately, at this point it is safe to assume that our Black Oystercatcher pair lost their chicks. We think that it was sometime Friday or possibly Saturday. As you may know this was their third attempt this season and most likely last as it is so late in the summer. This of course raises the question as to what happened. There are so many factors. We had reports of people up in the rocks late at night for multiple evenings last week. A group was observed flashing a green laser and disturbing the nesting birds late as well. So, this is a good opportunity to remind everyone that it is vital to stay out of nesting areas and to not harass wildlife.  We want to emphasize that the guidelines to stay out of restricted areas are not just when we have staff on the beach. These are guidelines that hold true 24/7 and all year long. We will continue to monitor and keep their nesting area closed to give them a much needed break. Thank you for helping us to protect these beautiful birds.

Good morning everyone. This is not the post we wanted to make today. Unfortunately, at this point it is safe to assume that our Black Oystercatcher pair lost their chicks. We think that it was sometime Friday or possibly Saturday. As you may know this was their third attempt this season and most likely last as it is so late in the summer. This of course raises the question as to what happened. There are so many factors. We had reports of people up in the rocks late at night for multiple evenings last week. A group was observed flashing a green laser and disturbing the nesting birds late as well. So, this is a good opportunity to remind everyone that it is vital to stay out of nesting areas and to not harass wildlife. We want to emphasize that the guidelines to stay out of restricted areas are not just when we have staff on the beach. These are guidelines that hold true 24/7 and all year long. We will continue to monitor and keep their nesting area closed to give them a much needed break. Thank you for helping us to protect these beautiful birds.

The black oystercatcher chicks at Haystack Rock at Cannon Beach died because someone kept pointing lasers at them.

Why are people like this? This nesting pair has never had a successful fledgling. It's too late in the season for them to try again.

04.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading posts is one form of escape and slowly drowning in quicksand is another.

04.08.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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