Gmaer Sheep

Onesie

Serving ‘cold werewolf’ vibes 🐺

Panel 1: Shen is jumping into the panel with his hands up in "claws that are gonna getcha" position, and yelling "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!" He has made a loose attempt at dressing up as Cosmo from Chainsaw Man, with a 'brain' made of pink string strapped to the right side of his head via the string. A particularly long strand of string that hangs down is tied in a bow at the end. He's wearing glasses with only the right lens inserted, on which is taped another string, suspending an 'eyeball' consisting of a ping pong ball with a black circle painted on it with a heart in the center. Panel 2: Shen holds his belly and laughs heartily, very amused as his own hijink. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Panel 3: "... HEH ..." -- Shen's laughter slows down as he looks forward, still smiling and with his arms a bit away from his body. Panel 4: Shen adopts a calm and serious expression, standing perfectly neutral and looking forward, as we zoom in on him. Panel 5: We turn the camera around to reveal that Shen is looking at pitch black darkness. "Who am I even talking to?" he asks, "Is there anybody there?" Panel 6: We zoom out from a high angle, that Shen is in a perfectly white void that recedes into shadow. He looks to the side and asks "where even am I?" Panel 7: As Shen is still looking to the side, a gargantuan ball of flesh begins emerging from the darkness. The flesh is covered with holes in the shape of smiling eyes and mouths, most right side up, some upside down. It carries itself on hundreds of arms, each with too many joints. All of the faces are laughing.

Okay but my Halloween look was cute as fuck

Me: I am a very normal person with normal thoughts

Also me: I need to be the most fuckable person at this funeral

"impossible" is just a word to me....

....with a definition....

......and general connotations associated with it.......

Damn foreigners, coming over here and sticking things up our bums. #Blutoid

Could use a few cuties rubbing my back today

Halloween commission!🎃🎃🍬

they're chilling

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Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Quilava plush with text saying “where will he sit, on my desk. Cute.”

Me when I boot up Kiwami 3

Screenshot of a doctor in the Pokémon anime getting injected with a needle

Screenshot of the pokemon anime showing pikachu looking worried that the doctor got injected with a needle with text saying “oh boy, that’s not good.”

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing oshawott holding a large sword

Oshawott has a sword

A gray bunny is nestled between two large black dumbbells on a gym mat.

Photo of a man in a suit in an office shaking the hand of a person in an eevee mascot costume

Photo of a man in a suit on his knees hugging a person in an eevee mascot costume

oh to hug the eevee mascot

Screenshot of a fainted Mudkip in pokemon colosseum

mudkip no!

“Your hatred is my foreplay.”

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Paper with a picture of the pokemon spheal on it stuck to a wall. The text on the paper says "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" "Now you have :)"

DRAWER STUCK

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webcam shot of my tits with a silver necklace and a coffee mug to my left

what the FBI agent spying on me sees

Wake up

I kinda want to become a hiking person. They seem happy and sometimes meet bears.

Photo of the exterior of a Growlithe themed train!

Photo of the interior of a Growlithe themed train!

Growlithe train!

Be careful, Steve... that doesn't look safe.....

Just dance

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