The Patron Saint of Dad-Humping

My Furby challenges your Labubu to Mortal Kombat

my max playlist is about to be full of dad rock

My Furby challenges your Labubu to Mortal Kombat

Take a number and you’ll be seen shortly~

SEEMS THAT WAY :U

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Ok down there?

early morning worgen thirst post
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Much big

Jokes on you, I already have FIVE DICKS INSIDE ME

Oh look — a seat!

Big heckin’ dad dongus

Another artistic approach to relax myself from clean lines and architecture. Do you recognize the character?😉

Diane Foxington, Judy Hopps, Carmelita Fox, and Maid Marian all enter a room. Judy and Carmelita are leading the group, looking out for a wanted suspect. On the platform above them, Robin Hood, Nick Wilde, Sly Cooper, and Mr. Wolf are backed up against the wall, hiding from them. Diane and Marian look up at Wolf and Robin respectively with a knowing smirk. Sly snatches Nick's badge off of him, holding him against the wall with his cane.

Cops & Robbers #slycooper #thebadguys #zootopia #robinhood

Granted I was annoyed at the time.

End of leg day, last set, and couldn’t finish my last rep with it on my back. Doggo got angery >:U

I know I’m getting strong when I’m suddenly capable of flinging a 50lb sack across a room

Getting there!

a colorful cartoon lizard is sitting on a table in a dark room ALT: a colorful cartoon lizard is sitting on a table in a dark room

Gex

I already have one that says “MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 3”

Good boi energy keeps me fit n healthy✨

You say that like I didn’t already have my lifetime guest pass — fully stamped and signed by all of the dads✨

and then we get stuck and are forced to make small talk until the knot softens

“Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just casually slip in over here?

Then maybe slip it in?”

Hero Forge!

Am biggening 💪🏻

Wouldn’t mind seeing these guys get some sorta reboot

Everyone should be having more of it✨

Girl same

I might be pregnant actually
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