Pubert Cantaloupe

But frt drink some water

And here your reminder to drink!

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

trump did 9/11

Democrats finally have a viral hit on their hands, see if you can guess why it worked

I see your game Ed. You want an LLM that's on the verge of AGI to read all of that training data and off itself before it becomes fully sentient. I see you /s

Build another money furnace Sam! Do it coward!

new sixteenth minute is live if you even care :)

I genuinely can't tell if revisiting the media of my formative years through this podcast is healthy for me or not. I also don't care I'm listening to every episode twice.

Which digit would get the one ring though

Woody Guthrie

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long.

They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

Short-Eared Owl sounds.
Location: British Columbia, Canada.

edseljamesbatuigas 📸
#Nature #Birds #Owl #Birdoftheday

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Unrelated, but you're also beautiful. And that doesn't hurt.

You're strong and capable. You gonna get through this❤️

Minnesota has been making that joke since like 2015. And I think it's becoming less of a joke and more of an urgent plea. We'll even bring Illinois, 2 for 1 bargain. Wisconsin can't come though.

So that's probably a yes huh. Samesame

Trump Is Testing Our Constitutional System. It’s Doing Fine. The president’s flurry of illegal actions have been stopped by the courts. That’s how it is supposed to work.

It's hard to believe that anyone published this excrement; like I noted earlier, it's gonna age so poorly

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

all my homies practice opsec (wallet chains in case of a fight)

I know complaining about NYT headlines is old hat, but this is
NUTS to me – every word choice glamorizes him as an exciting provocative badass, instead of focusing on the danger and illegality of what’s happening

I’m trying very hard to find joy in the little things and spend time away from my phone… but energy time I get back on my phone some new disaster has occurred 😭 I just want to do my puzzle without overarching feelings of existential thread, thanks

Mood

you were mayor of Newark, NJ. NEWARK. so govern like a New Jerseyite. I will glue a pompadour to your bald head if it will make you feel more ruthless

God bless

If you leave them little gifts like bells and shiny rocks, maybe they'll help fold your laundry or dispose of a body

I don’t care how we do it, but we’re gonna live through it.