I would rather post a high res photo of my stretch marks than show any of you people my Spotify Wrapped

“Heck of a job, Brownie”

Shit like the $6.2 million duct taped banana only solidifies my belief that there are more than enough resources to go around in this world- if they were distributed equitably, human lives would be saved. But alas

Viral duct-taped banana sells for $6.2 million at Sotheby's art auction in New York A piece of conceptual art consisting of a simple banana, duct-taped to a wall, sold for $6.2 million at an auction in New York on Wednesday.

It’s a banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?

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I wonder which cabinet position he will give to Dr Phil?

Why does southside STL feel like the Footloose town all of a sudden?

I guess I’ll just start saying shit. First up: I want to understand why every time I turn around another bar or restaurant is closing (none are opening). I tried to get food with friends a few weeks ago at 12:30am and had to drive to the county.

WHERE ARE ALL OF MY FRIENDS