KO by cold atmosphere
08.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KO by cold atmosphere
08.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi. Sorry I deleted. I got overwhelmed again.
04.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 51 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 0take me to your dog dealer
08.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0baguette, like one of your French breads
08.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
This guy should sign up to go fight in Iran.
07.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 10622 🔁 1575 💬 707 📌 98Sorry I didn’t mean to give a pep talk, that’s not my character
04.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 65 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0the way yall stressin over gas, ik that designer fake😂😂😂
08.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sorry I made you fall in love with me
after watching my magic tricks
the term “fun run” is an oxymoron
08.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 20 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0I'll post dick pics when Bluesky goes 3D
05.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 92 🔁 34 💬 11 📌 0they should invent guiltless pleasure
07.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 116 🔁 37 💬 11 📌 2my toxic trait is leaving the building in a post chernobyl state after i bust ass
07.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Me: no one will know that I bought this shirt for $5
*gets a compliment*
Me: THANKS IT WAS $5
full frontal noodles
07.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 113 🔁 29 💬 13 📌 1Pushing in a pull door world
07.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 68 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 1The White House without a pet is like America without democracy.
05.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 52 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1a chickpea salad is just a regular salad that won’t be made within an ear shot of a man
07.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0my girlfriend and i love to play hide and seek. she’s been hiding for 10,922 days straight. she’s so silly
21.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 114 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 0
spent the past hour walking around with the flashlight on my phone on
*grandpa achievement unlocked*
don’t make me turn this country around
30.07.2025 19:02 — 👍 439 🔁 107 💬 28 📌 5might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
30.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 106 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 1i don't care where my extra hour goes as long as it takes me with it.
07.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 67 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that
07.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 239 🔁 72 💬 12 📌 0be sure to compliment Alexa, more than you do your significant other. they love that
07.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Weird how creating conditions where powerful people never have to face real accountability leads to powerful people abusing their power. Who could have predicted that?
07.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1017 🔁 230 💬 22 📌 4time to run some bad ideas by my therapist
07.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0if daylight savings interrupted happy hour it would be long gone
07.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 59 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
i used to smoke cigarettes. candy cigarettes. then i went on the patch. sour patch. now im clean. mr clean . in this ted talk, i will
07.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 89 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0I didn’t use conditioner last night and now I got the Bob Ross hair only my trees ain’t happy
07.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 97 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0