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Heyo! I'm Name (aka Garfunkle) πŸ‘‹ Please don't talk to me about politics, I'm really not interested. Computer toucher / Minor (No NSFW)

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cheeseburger medium ice tea

06.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2193    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4
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sea otter fanny packs! 🦦

06.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another batch of @b0tster.yeag.gay stickers has hit my sticker collection, some of them landing alongside a couple stickers gifted to me by another friend of mine :) also had a duplicate, so I stuck it on my Switch 2! 😁

06.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Publishers Marketplace announcement:

Nebula-winning author A.D. Sui's OUR INFINITE AND INEVITABLE ENDS, in whcih a washed-up academic studying the infamous Great Pacific Garbage Patch is arrested on charges of domestic terrorism following the death of her ex-lover in a mysterious explosion at a facility researching alternate realities, to Jen Albert at ECW Press, for publication in fall 2026, by Shannon Lechon at Azantian Literary Agency (NA English and French).

Publishers Marketplace announcement: Nebula-winning author A.D. Sui's OUR INFINITE AND INEVITABLE ENDS, in whcih a washed-up academic studying the infamous Great Pacific Garbage Patch is arrested on charges of domestic terrorism following the death of her ex-lover in a mysterious explosion at a facility researching alternate realities, to Jen Albert at ECW Press, for publication in fall 2026, by Shannon Lechon at Azantian Literary Agency (NA English and French).

looks like 2026 is going to be a double feature!

thrilled to announce that the infamous novel that was written in a month, the one that started as a sweat-drenched nightmare, now titled OUR INFINITE AND INEVITABLE ENDS, will be coming to you in fall of 2026 from @ecwpress.bsky.social!

06.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7
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BREAKING: The US government has just removed sections 9 and 10 of Article I of the US Constitution from their website.

Note that sections 9 and 10 deal with:

- Writ of Habeas Corpus
- Congresses ability to control tariffs.

See screenshot below: Notice that 9 and 10 are gone.

06.08.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9014    πŸ” 5536    πŸ’¬ 1362    πŸ“Œ 997

I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.

05.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1142    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 28

I made this comment an hour ago and then forgot about it and then just saw it and laughed for like ten minutes.

05.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7880    πŸ” 961    πŸ’¬ 414    πŸ“Œ 57
orange cat on a leather ottoman in front of a window air conditioner

orange cat on a leather ottoman in front of a window air conditioner

soaking up the A/C

05.08.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2297    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 5

Bluesky please stop showing me peoples feet, this is the 7th post I've had to mark as "please dont show" 😭

05.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kris goes on a walk with the SOUL, surely nothing will go wrong right?
#DELTARUNE #animation

05.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What it Takes to Forget

If memories were ink
If these pages could think
Then I would burn it all
Then I would rather fall

-Part of my Wings of Pages series

04.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 978    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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Im watch yo campaign why u tryin not to laugh bruh

04.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your concern! We are whatever's most profitable at time of writing!!!

Which is egg right now

05.08.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Cloud provider being unironically based and European?? πŸ”₯

05.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Numbers Don’t Lie! America has spoken…. Release the damn files clown 🀑

05.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1840    πŸ” 558    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 22
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anxious lines

05.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2392    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.

If you too are in the UK and against the "Online Safety Act" then please sign the petition!

Importantly EMAIL YOUR MP, talk about any of:
1) Cybersecurity concerns.
2) Censorship issues.
3) Kids going to dark web instead.
4) Misuse by a future government.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

27.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Tired of seeing "due to local laws..." or "due to your region..." preventing you from seeing content?

Concerned about LGBTQ+ content being thrown under the "adult content" hammer?

Take some action, any amount helps 🧑:

28.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Government responded with the obvious...

Don't let it push you away!
This is something that impacts all of us, and I'm putting money towards a campaign.

28.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this".
Government responded: "No."

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

11.07.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7401    πŸ” 2610    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 62
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Lord Hodge is a homophobe. He headed a report for the Church of Scotland that said, following the appointment of their first openly gay minister, "don't do this again".

The judiciary swears an oath to the monarch, who swears to "uphold traditional Protestant values".

archive.is/zVeWP

31.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The EHRC is ignoring trans voices Leaked documents confirm that the EHRC is planning to ignore 50% of the consultation submission.

🚨 NEW 🚨

Leaked documents confirm that the EHRC is planning to ignore 50% of the consultation submissions
goodlawproject.org/the-ehrc-is-...

31.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 71
But I do enjoy his stuff alot.
Christie: What about Jim Davis?
Watterson: Uh...Garfield is...(long pause)...consistent.

Christie: Ooo-kay...

Watterson: U.S. Acres I think is an abomination.

Christie: Never seen it.


Watterson: Lucky you. Jim Davis has his factory in Indiana cranking out this strip about a pig on a farm. I find it an insult to the intelligence, though it's very successful.

Christie: Most insults to the intelligence are.

But I do enjoy his stuff alot. Christie: What about Jim Davis? Watterson: Uh...Garfield is...(long pause)...consistent. Christie: Ooo-kay... Watterson: U.S. Acres I think is an abomination. Christie: Never seen it. Watterson: Lucky you. Jim Davis has his factory in Indiana cranking out this strip about a pig on a farm. I find it an insult to the intelligence, though it's very successful. Christie: Most insults to the intelligence are.

something genuinely hilarious to me about bill Watterson going miyazaki-taking-long-drag-on-cigarette-with-eyes-closed mode about u.s. acres

31.07.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1982    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 23
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Poison Ivy of The Cramps, performing on stage at Town and Country Club, Kentish Town, London, UK, 29/10/1991.

Photo by Ian Dickson

#punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #thecramps #poisonivy #womenofpunk #history #punkrockhistory

31.07.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1099    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10
A twitter post of "No Way to Prevent This" in reply to an NYT headline that's nearly identical.

A twitter post of "No Way to Prevent This" in reply to an NYT headline that's nearly identical.

I posted to Twitter for what looks like the fifth time this year yesterday. Checked back today and the post has 39,000 likes, 3.2k retweets β€” and 9 replies, and 4 quote tweets. I'm sorry folks those numbers ain't real. Bordering on a statistical impossibility. It's gotta be almost entirely fake.

30.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7532    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 30
flug in the beautiful ideal surfing scenario with their purple surf board, since they are having so much fun they shout "woo woo"

flug in the beautiful ideal surfing scenario with their purple surf board, since they are having so much fun they shout "woo woo"

29.07.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2142    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
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Yes. But this will be entirely lost on @RepTimBurchett, sadly

29.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7493    πŸ” 2026    πŸ’¬ 500    πŸ“Œ 106
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There was no "missing minute" in the original Epstein jail video, government source says FBI officials promised raw, unaltered video to quell speculation about Epstein's suicide.

I think people are misinterpreting this wonky headline. The bombshell story CBS is reporting is that the Epstein jail tape the public got IS missing time and the FULL video exists. The FBI and DOJ have it. So when Bondi said the missing minute is normal, she lied. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...

29.07.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19133    πŸ” 7207    πŸ’¬ 898    πŸ“Œ 376

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