Russell Dyball

Funnily enough, I cancelled Netflix earlier this week. Guess it’s time to say bye-bye to Peacock as well?

Brock Lesnar?

GTFOH

Ben Mankiewicz always apologizes for Mickey Rooney’s performance in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but not for the rest of it.

First Time Watch of 25, #26

OPUS (2025)

The bland setup in the trailer didn’t fill me with optimism, though I was pulling for this to surprise me.

Annnnnd nope, that setup is pretty much it. Nothing I haven’t seen before, and doesn’t really seem to try to overcome that.

First Time Watch of 25, #25

SINNERS (2025)

Late to the party, but GOOD LORD this is terrific. Somehow I avoided knowing much in the way of details about it (though I do recall vague rumblings of v******s being involved)

Asking "why is this sex creature not sexing me?" is why women are not sexing you. You won't interrogate how you view women, you just keep blaming feminism, screens, tv, the left....anything to avoid taking accountability for remaining a neanderthal. You are holistically unfuckable. Holistically.

"the left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid"

really, because I think "treat women with respect and don't r*ape them" is pretty solid and easy to follow advice

Sex and intimacy are great—I’m a huge fan!—but if it’s not working out, you might have to stop skipping some line items on the checklist.

I’d suggest that the ability to genuinely consider that someone other than yourself might have some thoughts on this (or any) matter is a great first step in you Getting Some.

And should one’s primary personality be about “getting laid” if you’re not a character in PORKY’S?

Are they actually completely silent? Or are they just not being heard?

First Time Watch(es) of 25, #15-24

(Catch-up; listed in order of how much I enjoyed them.)

SUPERMAN (2025)
PEKING OPERA BLUES (1986)
A BAY OF BLOOD (1971)
HAPPY GILMORE 2 (2025)
ABIGAIL (2024)
DEATHSTALKER (2025)
CUT-THROATS NINE (1972)
THE DIRT BIKE KID (1985)
NVISIBLE MOM (1996)
MAMA (2013)

DEAD RISING was that game for me. I’ve been strongly considering a second attempt at STRANDING in the hopes that I’ll more fully connect with it this time.

‘Happy Gilmore 2′ May Be the Worst Sequel of All Time We’re not exaggerating. It’s really that bad.

It’s not great, but it’s also not even the worst sequel to a comedy about golf.

It's fun to put on a play.

I’m frankly a little surprised that so many of you were Paramount + subscribers in the first place

A real shame the eulogy won’t be delivered by The Iron Sheik. He knew just what to say in a moment like this.

Ozzy? No….

screengrab of me talking next to a picture of an old man with the caption "ago, a doctor named Albert von Shrinknuts"

Absolutely thrilled by this auto-captions error on my upcoming BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER video

The silver lining of the Colbert news is learning that the general audience had at some point figured out what some of us knew in the late 90s: Jimmy Fallon isn’t worth watching.

Yep. I’m downright mistrustful of anyone who doesn’t second guess their best/worsts every single time they are asked.

I'm an asshole who cares about people. I know, I don't understand me either.

I think John Cena is slowly absorbing Mark Wahlberg’s career.

Legion of Doom headquarters.

The biggest crime the Legion of Doom pulled off was copyright infringement on Lucasfilm.

Poster for BLUE VELVET

Poster for HOOSIERS

Poster for RIVER'S EDGE

Posters for THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2

I still think of Dennis Hopper's 1986 run as one of the best single years a film actor has ever had (post-studio system, at least.)

And he pulled off that balance time and time again. Just brilliant.

"Please excuse Donny from today's test about his friendship with my son. His bone spurs are flaring up after a particularly rough day on the fourteenth green."

Signed,
Epstein's Mother

Screenshot: Facebook article: “Oregon bans student cellphones in schools” Comment below article: “This should not be aloud.”

Ha! Guess we didn’t want Universal to make it disappear or something 😊

Covers of 4k/Blu-rays. REAL LIFE, BRAZIL, PERFORMANCE, IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE

B&N Criterion sale pickups.

Of note: CC’s DVD of BRAZIL was (along with GHOSTBUSTERS) the first disc I ever bought.