Russell Dyball

Closeup of a box of Pasta Roni— don’t judge. On the box it reads “Shells & White Cheddar.”

(sung; a la The Moody Blues:

*2000

YouTube video by ryo kanam 1997 Super Bowl XXXI Halftime Show complete

"Bad Bunny? Real Americans want The Blues Brothers*!"

So it’s a conscious choice to be bland. Well done, Jimmy.

The view from our office in war-ravaged Portland today

Amelia Earhart?

I’m so glad we finally have a President that’s tackling the big issues that Americans care about—namely, solving every subject covered by Leonard Nimoy on IN SEARCH OF.

Willing to make a not at all serious, completely hypothetical wager on that “anti-ICE” bullet:

Some fascist hack started to write “antifa” on it and got told to make it more specific to ICE. Too lazy to just move the Sharpie hand to the next round.

One of my all-time favorites!

I’ve been pretty mixed on ALIEN EARTH from the beginning, and more than anything it’s because I don’t really care what happens to anyone. I kept thinking about it like WESTWORLD iif the only remotely interesting characters were Man In Black and Bernard.

a cartoon character with a red nose and a white head Alt: Brain, from Animaniacs.

It’s the WB crossover we all deserve!

Not 100% on the precise timeline here, but did The Mouse put out their "thoughtful conversations" statement after they dropped the trailer for their $166M Mandolorian flick and saw they were still getting a bunch of Kimmel pushback?

I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head

13 Killer Horror Picks for Scream Factory’s 13th Anniversary This year, Scream Factory turns 13, and what better way to mark such a delightfully spooky milestone than by sharing 13 of our favorite horror films? Over the past decade-plus, we’ve been proud to cha...

I wrote a little something in praise of PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE for this.

I think it's becoming clear that if you like indie creators, you're going to need to support them any way you can. And that doesn't mean money, just spreading worth of mouth can be powerful as well.

starting a civil war because leno included me in the headline bit

That 16 year old has exquisite taste! Penn is akin to the soundtrack of a John Cusack flick we never got to see but desperately deserved.

Um, we ARE living here with each other. It sucks and it's not working because it's become incredibly one-sided in terms of who must acknowledge whose beliefs.

You absolute turnip.

my loneliness is killing me
and I must confess, I still believe
when I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign
hit me baby one more time

thank you for reading this abridged version of FIGHT CLUB by Chuck Palahniuk

Image of Robert Redford as Death in the Twilight Zone episode, "Nothing In The Dark." Redford's hand is held out toward the viewer.

I caught Celebratory Memes live when they opened for OK Go

The fuck he does.

For Spinal Tap II the RT score should be based on whether the reviewer makes a “ goes to eleven” reference or not.

The policing of people’s reactions to Today’s Event brings the “lawless vs flawless” issue to the forefront yet again.

I feel every word of this (in different arenas than YouTube, but still.) Hoping you can find your path forward.

How long before he claims his signature was done by an unauthorized autopen?

The AJ Lee discourse is already exhausting.

First Time Watch of 25, #30

BULLET IN THE HEAD (1990)

I have zero idea why I didn't get to this one a few decades ago, but I'm grateful to have seen it now. Terrific stuff, just the slightest of notches below Woo's best.

YouTube video by Viral Shorts Michaels big surprise!! You wont believe the end! #theoffice #shorts

Meanwhile, in the Oval Office:

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“I am Iron Man…and the Zodiac.”