It would be funny if they specified that he won for his portrayal of one of the brothers but not the other.
nodding
A sane society would give this a punishment akin to attempted murder
The thing that may finally cause me to become a turnip farmer is my tv making me dismiss a notification to watch Ted, the show about the horny Seth MacFarlane teddy bear. I have to take an action, press a button, to tell my tv no before I am allowed to move on. This is not what the future should be.
“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile”
<deletes account>
mike lee you are a fifty four year old balding white man from utah
log off 4chan and go home
Trying to read the new Pynchon while also trying to read Nabokov's "Pale Fire" might be overloading my circuitry.
It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.
Oh no, these videos might ruin the reputation of the guys who stole our social security numbers
Making the dinner announcement at Davos
Look the feed made a poem
Welp. The internet had a nice run.
Some outlets have lost over 90% of their traffic since the "AI" summaries rolled out.
"...the four worst-hit publications [now] get less monthly web traffic combined than the r/ChatGPT subreddit gets on its own."
The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace
Maybe we should just come out against a deranged narcissist dragging us into a war on a whim regardless of how he explains it.
years ago The Nib (RIP The Nib) ran a comic about media empires and how everything had been conglomerated into 5 companies. I think with Paramount buying Warner Brothers we're down to 2, maybe 2.5 companies? Meanwhile The Nib is dead and all of us in the wilderness are fully knives out at each other
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A fun game: state a really meaningless fact followed by "Makes you think, doesn't it?" and see if you can actually get a good conversation out of it, i.e.
"Move two letters in 'umpire' and you get 'impure.' Makes you think, doesn't it?"
Bully them harder actually
Okay Brooklyn! Wild cat rescue ask!
Two feral cats who are now 12 walked inside someone’s apartment during the blizzard. It’s time for them to retire from the streets but can’t stay where they are. Can they stay with you?
More in thread!
It's been almost a decade and this is still true. They still haven't learned.
"CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten reported recently, “When we’re talking about 42% of Democrats under the age of 35 identifying as democratic socialists and a third of all Democrats … my goodness gracious.”
I would say there's no far left in the democratic party but point of the article taken
Tell me more about Contraption. Is this a new thing?
Yesterday seemed to be a dam breaking over there. More and more people are saying it's literally worthless! Even NBC News reporters seeing the light.
I have never spent so many solid minutes waiting for someone in a film to violently lose control of themselves only for it to never happen. Just a ridiculous level of tension through the entire thing.
Jack Black is mostly good at acting like Jack Black.
The Aristocrats. Went to see it with my grandma.
#ClosedCaptionOlympics
I don't even post here enough to warrant getting blocked by people here that I've never heard of nor even interacted with.
